Dear Paper,
I gave Kisame some sushi, but then he started mumbling some things.
He took the plate, but im pretty sure he threw it on the wall.
I heard breaking noises, fucking kisame.
Actually, Itachi is fucking him.
Also the other day I was praying, and the money grubber, was counting a the other side of the room.
THEN HE THREW HIS MONEY EVERYWHERE.
It fucking landed on my praying site. LIKE FUCK.
I think Jashin was fucking pissed while Kakuzu was fucking picking it up.
HOW DARE HE WALK IN MY PRAYER.
Fucking hell.
Oh speaking of praying.
I tried converting Tobi, but he disappeared before I could find him!
He left a note as well.
"I don't enjoy blood baths"
What the fuck does that mean?!
Has he bathed in blood?!
That actually sounds pretty cool
I need to find Tobi again so he can show me this shit.
-Your fazed Jashinist, Hidan
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y