Dear paper,
I prayed again today, and no one fucking messed it up this time, *cough* Kakuzu *cough*
Anyways, Leader sent me on a mission with Kakuzu again, and guess what.
I think he complimented me! Fuck yeah!
He told me that my ritual took longer than usual.
Thats a fucking compliment right?! Like Jashin loves long rituals, and so that means I'm doing a good job! Haha!
Anyways, dinner was disgusting tonight, The blue haired bitch is sick, and so Shark boy, and Birdy tried making dinner. For all I fucking know, fishy sucked at cooking.
Fish face made Sashimi, and it tasted like ass.
Bird brain made Dango and Udon.
Maybe I should cook dinner next time, I am a great fucking cook.
I know how to make ramen..and thats fucking it.
Last time I cooked, it was hella fucking fun. There was fire everywhere, and the black ramen didn't taste so bad, it was crunchy, and abnormally black.
I should be the cook in here, not bird brain or bitch.
Anyways, I need to watch my back for zetsu, he has been eyeing me all day. I think he is resentful because I threatened him with plant poison HAH!
Thats what he gets for trying to steal my kill.
Okay, I am fucking done, I need to put the white snake I found outside, in the blondie's bathroom real quick. I heard he was taking a shower soon.
-The best Jashinist cook ever, Hidan
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y
