Hidan's Diary (PT 1)

Entry 50

Dear fucking paper,

Guess what FUCKING DAY IT IS BITCH

MY BIRTHDAY, SUCK THAT

HAHAHA. This is going to be great. Leader said today I can ask for anything, and fucking hell I am.
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So I asked leader if I could get 100 plates of ribs, and I think I broke Kakuzu, because he started twitching a little..is he okay?

Okay I fucking got 50 plates of ribs because KAKUZU WAS BEING TOO CROTCHETY AND REFUSED TO GET ME ANYMORE THAN THAT. Fucking cheap ass bastard

Okay, so then I asked for Tobi as my sacrifice, because I failed all the other times.

Leader said no

HAHHA FUCK HIM.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY COCK SUCKERS.

Well, I guess I wont get EVERYTHING I want. Maybe I should ask for some sacrifices to use.

Goddamn what am I thinking?! I want a servant, to bring me shit, and I KNOW EXACTLY WHO THAT IS GOING TO BE.
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Goddamn you Kakuzu. Fuck you too Deidara. I asked for one of them to be my servants and Kakuzu flat out refused and broke my ARM, luckily it healed pretty fast.

Still I'm getting them back somehow. Just yes happy birthday to me.

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I GOT GIFTS??!

Hold on, what the FUCK. I didn't expect to get gifts-

Sasori got me some vile filled with something that'll help my haste. I guess thats fucking fine.

Deidara made me a sculpture OF FUCKING COURSE. And blew it up in my face. the stupid bitch

Itachi got me a shirt, THANKS BRO I HATE SHIRTS.

Kisame got me something for my scythe to enhance then agility. Fucking perfect man.

Tobi got me a bag of candy, fuck that, I burned it all

Leader got me a new cloak. Hah ew.

Konan gave me another journal, which im fucking thankful for.

KAKUZU THE CHEAP BASTARD GOT ME NOTHING. Fuck him.

Hah not like I needed any bullshit from him anyway.

My birthday has been perfect so far HAH, beat that bitches.

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Hey what the fuck. Hah it seems like the old man did get me something.

HAHAHA he got me a new jashin necklace all right! I lost my other one while swimming which is fucking stupid.

Hah fucking ironic because they only sell those pendants at temples

Fucking Kakuzu must have lost his shit going to a temple with Jashinists. HHAHAHA.

Anyway we are having a fucking party tonight and I'm getting drunk as hell.

They are setting up and im chilling here just waiting for Kisame to get back with the booze.
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I can barely write right now, but I have a HORRIBLE HANGOVER. Fucking jashin fuck.

I don't even remember anything, damnit. There is tons of bottles on the ground and everyone is still passed out except The blonde bitch, Kuzu, and puppet.

Seems like none of then drank, hah fucking party poopers. Oh..maybe because BLONDIE IS STILL UNDERAGE BUT WHY DOES THAT MATTER HAHAHAHH?!

Jashin...fuck I cant move my legs.

I feel like I got exploded many times, and just healed but the aching UGH THE ACHES

I CANT BARELY FEEL MY PEN

fuck this im getting up and retreating to my room
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I broke my fucking leg and nose. I FUCKING TRIPPED OVER BOOZE BOTTLES. DAMNIT

FUCKING BLONDE WAS LAUGHING AT ME AND KAKUZU HAD TO DRAG ME ALL THE WAY TO OUR ROOM
TO
FIX
MY
DAMN
LEG
COULDNT HE HAVE DONE IT RIGHT THEN AND THERE???!!!

Crap I bet he just wanted to see me miserable while he dragged my broken leg.

SADISTIC BASTARD.

Sasori had none of that shit though and was a pussy and left.

Damn, leader, Birdie, fishy, and the blue bitch are still passed out.

Tobi and veggie are no where to be seen...

Hm. UGH I WISH I REMEMBERED WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

Anyway I have to fucking go, Kakuzu is yelling at me for writing in here constantly and wants me to "get my  idiotic ass up and help clean up this bloody room" HAH what a joke.

Fuck headaches man.

Happy birthday to me FUCK YEAH

My last entry as well, so I'll have to get a new journal. Maybe ill give this to Kakuzu if he PAYS ME HAAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH

—Your hungover Jashinist, Hidan.

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