Dear journal,
Relaxing is just what I needed.
Now time to conduct an experiment.
What does conduct fucking mean? I heard puppet use the word once but-
Anyway.
Leader says he is a god, so I wonder if he can die.
Gods don't die.
Well Jashin doesn't die, he is the bringer of death and destruction!
So, I plan on pricking him and curse him.
Maybe then I can see if he can die.
Haha good plan—
OI-
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Im fuckin' back, I had to wash off some of my blood.
SO-
I WAS WRITING MY GEINUS PLAN-
And I didnt even fuckin' notice that the money hoe was looking over my shoulder, till I felt an angry presence behind me....
Well I didn't sense it until I felt something rip my head off, so fuck that shit, my sensing ability is rigged.
Anyway— he blames me for burning a desk in our room, so he fuckin' tore me apart.
It felt good though.
But not the point, CAUSE IT WAS FUCKIN' RUDE.
He also saw my plot, and told me if I try anything like that, since it would cost money to clean, that he will lose his shit and lock me in a FUCKIN' CABINET, for a week.
He is bat shit crazy, save me Jashin.
Or maybe he is tired, cause his eye bags ain't lookin' good these days.
Anyway, I guess scratch that plan.
Maybe I can figure out a way to get mouths on my hands as well.
They would definitely prove useful....
fuck yeah, where is blondie, I need information!
One step to getting weird ass hands
Yesssss~
-You're heartless Jashinist, Hidan
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Hidan's Diary (PT 1)
FanfictionFucking Convert to Jashinism already. If reposted, tell me. No stealing, this is my original book. 🍓 Mega cringe (kinda on purpose) was made like a year ago or sum like that i forgot so like e n j o y
