Jughead do be kinda drunk tho😌 I wrote this before everything went down in the show and stuff, back in February so it's pretty old and it doesn't really follow the actual storyline of the show lol.
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Jughead didn't really have the best relations with alcohol. Both his father and his grandfather had fallen under its spell and had to work their way back to the place before it consumed their lives completely.
This didn't mean that Jug wasn't allowed to have fun. He knew he wasn't like them, he was only 18 and already in a stable relationship he was sure to last the rest of his life, he'd secured a place at Yale university, and a million-dollar-book-deal. He wasn't like them.
Archie was celebrating his eighteenth birthday and had invited a few of the guys over for dinner. His mom had whipped up some tacos for the boys before she left to stay at a friends house to let them have their privacy.
It was obviously Reggie's idea to do a drinking game. Jughead hadn't been to keen, but joined in on the game of never have I ever, in which you take a shot every time you've done something that's brought up. The game soon turned into a "sexual experiences" game, and Jughead already knew he was doomed. He'd been with his girl for three years soon, and so they'd tried a lot of things, if you know what I mean.
It started out innocent enough.
Archie spoke, "never have I ever done three different positions during one intercourse!"
Archie, Reggie and Jughead drank. Mad Dog laughed, "three?"
Reggie started summarizing the different positions and Jughead gagged, not being able to imagine talking so openly about ones sex life. Jughead loved Betty more than anything on the planet, and being intimate with her was a gift. He didn't want to talk about it to anyone but her.
The game went on for another couple minutes...
"Never have I ever.." it was Reggie's turn now, and most of the crude ones were already taken so he thought for a second, before grinning, "gone in through the back door," he winked.
Only Jughead drank at that, red-faced. Archie looked at him gaping, "Betty let's you do that? Veronica refuses!"
Jughead just shrugged, "she just trusts me, I guess. She has faith that I'll make her feel good no matter what we're doing."
When it was Jughead's turn to ask, he didn't know what to say, "uhm.. never have I ever.." he paused, out of ideas. "Had sex in a public place?"
Everyone drank, and Reggie decided that they definitely had to go around and tell where.
Mad Dog said, "just the movie theater bathroom," and shrugged.
Archie's turn was, "Veronica and I had sex in the juvie locker room, right before I got stabbed," and Mad Dog gaped, "how??"
Reggie had had sex at the mall and at the bijou, and thought he'd be most experienced, looking cockily around the room, until Jughead spoke up.
Jughead cleared his throat, "do I have to?" He asked and the room cheered a loud yes!
He sighed, picking at his hair. "Uh, we've fucked against a tree once, if that counts," he looked around the room, talking quietly, "and at the mall, the Whyte Wyrm, the blue and gold, my dads truck after committing a felony, in the locker rooms at Stonewall and at Riverdale High, and lastly," he smiled sheepishly, "in Archie's bed, once. And your garage."
Everyone was completely silent, "oh! And in Veronica's living room and I got a blow job when I was in the hospital last year."
"In my room?!"
