Double Dog Dare

Just Call Me Cupid

"Reagan get your fat ass off of me!" I groaned trying to roll her dead weighted body off of me but she wouldn't budge.

"Reag please move or I will fart on you." I warned even though I don't have to but still.

"I am in the bathroom!" I hear her yell and suddenly I started thrashing around trying to get the intruder out of my bed.

"Ow what the fuck!" I hear groaning when my foot collides with his junk.

"Damn it Sergio you scared the shit out of me!" I gasped trying to catch my breath. My chest was rising and falling with every deep breath I took.

"Damn you kicked me in the dick woman! Yesterday you are wanting his attention and today you injure him." Sergio was leaned forward cradling his junk in his hands, serves him right for scaring me.

"Um ew! Look I am all for whatever this is but please spare my ears." She covered her ears and grabbed her overnight bag and her purse before winking at me and just like that she left me alone with Sergio.

"Mamacita I know I said I want to take it slow but I can see your nipples through that tank top." He pushed himself off of my bed before turning around digging through my closest as if to distract him.

"I don't want you to take it slow." I was getting brave. Day two of whatever this is and I am already telling him again I don't want him to go slow.

"Alexis please. Please be patient." I watched him hang his head before turning his attention towards my clothes. He pulled out some white ripped jeans and a black v-neck shirt. He bent down and grabbed my vans tennis shoes and handed them to me. I stripped down to my underwear and slipped into the jeans slowly watching him watch me get dressed. I know it is wrong to enjoy teasing the poor guy but oh well. Once my jeans were on I bent down and rolled them up above my ankles earning a groan from Sergio.

I slowly started to lift my tank top over my head but before it was off he covered his eyes.

"You really are going to be the death of me Alexis Patterson." I put my bra on and then pulled my shirt on.

"I'm dressed." I sang with a smirk on my face.

I went into my bathroom and quickly brushed my teeth and put on some deodorant before shrugging. I left my hair in it's natural waves and sprayed some body spray on.

"If I was a cruel man I'd make you pay for what you just did but somehow I think that would backfire on me now let's go before your parents think we are doing it up here." I widened my eues and grabbed my bag and my cell phone before opening my door.

"Damn Gonzalez that was quick." Elijah winked causing me to spit orange juice everywhere thankfully none got on my clothes.

"Eli leave them alone you know they weren't doing anything up there. Now put your dishes in the sink and get your backpack." My mom snack my brother on the back of the head before he got up and listened to what she said.

"Here you go Sergio eat up." My mom winked and handed Sergio a plate of scrambled eggs and sausage.

"Thank you Caren!" Sergio sat at the table and started eating the food my mom made for him.

"Your cereal is on the table." My mom smiled brightly at me and I wasted no time dancing to the table and poured my milk over my cereal and started to eat dancing with every bite I took. I moaned on accident the second the crunchiness hit my tongue. Sergio let out a strangled cough and Reagan narrowed her eyes at me.

"You really love your cereal don't you?" Sergio asked once he went back to his food.

"More than she loves me it's actually fucking weird but whatever." I stuck my tongue out at her.

"You Knie you're my numéro uno!" I held up my index finger and a smile danced across her face.

"But my cereal is a close second." I shoved another bite into my mouth.

"Where do I fall on this scale?" Sergio asked pushing his plate away after he was finished.

"Let's ses my parents, and soccer, and then food then there's you so like five? Six? Seven-ish?"

"Ouch." He rubbed his hand over his heart as if my words had somehow hurt his poor ego.

"Come on you two we better get going before we are late." Reagan giggled again poor Sergio who seemed hurt by my words. I grabbed his face in my hands and pecked him on the cheek earning a dazzling smile from him.

"Bye mom! Bye dad! Love y'all!" I cheerfully sang as we walked outside.

"I'll catch up with you at school Lex."

"You know you two are going to make such a cute couple. I'm talking couple goals."

"Really?"

"I'm dead serious it's going to fucking beautiful!" Reagan gushed as she cranked her car and drove us to school.

My brain was in overdrive from the events from the past two days but one thing for sure is that I was happier than I had ever been so my plan is to just accept things as they come.

"So you two want to explain what the hell that kiss was about yesterday?" Rico jumped up the second I climbed out of Reagan's car. Sergio beat us here which is no shocker.

"What about it Martinez?" Sergio wrapped his arm around my shoulder casually pulling me against him. The guys watched in confusion

"Are you two like a couple now? I mean I'm all for it I'm just wondering."

"Not technically no but we are going on a date tomorrow night. Man you guys are nosey as fuck."Sergio groaned before rubbing his temple as if this was giving him a headache.

"Hey we are just curious because yesterday morning you two were fighting then practically fucking on the track." Shawn smacked Sergio on the back gently.

"On that note I'm going to class." I waved bye to the guys before walking with my arm hooked through Reagan's.

"Rico is an idiot. You know he's my partner for this Physics project and his job was to gather information so I could put the PowerPoint together and you know what he does?" Reagan flipped open her spiral and hands to me and covering the whole page was little penis in various shapes, sizes, and colors.

"If I didn't know better I'd say he was gay." I laugh at his little notes about how hot she is and how one day she is going to be falling for him.

"He may be." She slammed her spiral shut rolling her eyes.

"He is in love with you so I know better. Put the guy out of his misery and go out with him. Admit it he's hot."

"Ew-"

"Don't focus on how fucking weird he is right now I'm talking about his appearance." She huffed before nodding her head her blind curls bouncing with every nod.

"Yes he's hot but that doesn't make up for the fact that he's weird."

"He is funny, he makes you laugh, he's hot, he's book smart though he lacks common sense, and he's hilarious. You can deny it all you want but I've seen you blush a few times when he's hit on you."

"You're just saying that so you won't feel guilt for spending time with Sergio."

"Not hardly. I'd never blow you off for him. You come first and you know it. I'm just saying you haven't dated in over a year. Not since Devin. We could even double date! How fun would that be?" I beamed and I could see the gears grinding in her eyes.

"Martinez!" She yelled and like a dog running to its master his head snapped her way.

"You're taking me out Saturday night." His eyes widened because she definitely caught him off guard.

"I'll pick you up at seven!"

"Are you happy?" She huffed before stomping towards where our first period classes were.

"You'll thank me! Just call me Cupid!" I sang dreamily knowing that I just gave her the push she needed but was too afraid to take.

"No you're an ass!" She stomped to her seat  after flipping me the bird as I watched her from the door way with a goofy grin on my face.