My shitty object cocainebook :/

another fucking fireoiny story

ya'll getting tired of these yet?

too bad lmao

skip if you want, its just another oneshot

Coiny. For some reason ever since he got eliminated, he was all I could think of. I guess, I sorta.. missed him? In a way? Of course I dont miss him, I wouldn't miss a jerk like that. But, I guess maybe it's just because he's the only one that wanted to be next to me, until the "incident" that wiped our friendship off our feet happened. Nevermind, long story. I think I just miss having someone to be with. Because Tennis ball is off somewhere working on gadgets, Leafy is with Ice cube all the time, and all my other friends are eliminated.. Maybe it's.. No, no! That's definitely NOT it! I would know if that was the case.

"Firey? Why are you red?" Wait- huh? Oh god, I am, aren't I? But I can't! Liking boys is wrong! And I know he hates me! "Firey?" Wha? Oh, right. "Yeah?"

"You okay?" I look up and see Leafy hovering over me. "I'm fine."

"You sure? You look sick." Leafy said, clearly not knowing about object biology."Objects can't get sick, Leafy. Unless they can rot." Leafy smirked, "Oh, so youre blushing?"

Agh. "W--What!? N-- I'm not!" Leafy's smartass replied back, still smirking, "Oh, youre sure about that? C'mon, just tell me who it is!"

"No! Im not giving in!"

"Pleaaaaaase?" She gives me the same puppy dog eyes she gives me when shes guilt tripping me. "Oh, goddamnit-- fine!" She silently squealed somehow, dang, girls are a mystery, and said,"Then who is it? Ice cube? Oh! Maybe Match? Or-- Or even Blocky, possibly?? Cute couple if you ask me!" She kept excitedly asking questions and i answered them.

"Needle?"

"No."

"Hm. Tennis Ball?"

"No."

"Pin?"

"No."

"Announcer?"

"Ew, no!" I laughed, as did she. "Haha, well, okay. Teardrop?"

"No."

"Golf Ball?"

"No."

"Coiny, even??"

"Yes." Shoot.

She squealed. The most ear piercing squeal i've ever heard, I think the eliminated contestants heard it, too.

"OH. MY. TREE! YOU LIKE COI--" I covered her mouth before she could say anything else. I whisper-yelled,"If you dare tell a single living SOUL, I'ill tell Bubble you like her." She moved my hand off her mouth and said,"Mhm! Promise!"

***

"Did you hear that?" Pin asked me, which I said,"Well, of course I did."

"OH. MY. TREE! YOU LIKE COI--" Wait, did someone say my name? "Oh my seed-- WHAT THE HELL?" Flower screeched. The squealer said oh my tree, so it must be Leafy. But.. who likes me then? I am the only BFDI contestant that has a C at the start of their name. Well, if we heard it, they must be close, right? Maybe if I listen carefully I can hear who's with Leafy, the weirdo that apparently likes me. "Hold on, Pin." I carefully step in the direction the squeal came from, and put my ear on the wall. Blocky and Flower were talking about how wimpy Woody is, very loudly. "Shh! I'm trying to hear who's with Leafy!" I guess whoever Leafy was with didn't walk away after I shouted that, because I heard a voice along with Leafy. "Well, what is it you like about him?" I overheard Leafy's muffled voice. "W-- Well.. I don't know, exactly.. Everyday I was with him.. I just.. felt something.. now I know it's not hate, though!"