what if objects served their purposes like, in the show
i get sometimes bomby gets ignited or firey burns things or ice cube cools things or coiny gets used as a penny--
but like just, in our universe
humans used them
.
im gonna make a few scenarios as possibly draw them later
Pin: Gets stabbed into wall* aAAAAAAA--
Coiny: ive been on the sidewalk for weeks
nobody has bothered to pick me up
Spongey: Soaked in bubbles* Ugh, what stuck to me??
Pencil, sweating hard: About to go into the sharpener again*
Pen: Did they just leave me capless, aGAIN??
Golfball: On golf -tee* Oh no! That club is swing towards me at 24.8263 miles per ho--
smack*
bye
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My shitty object cocainebook :/
Randombasically a dump for my random stories, art and whatever. With alot of cursing and unfunny jokes just skip up like 30 or so chapters and that should be at least a little better, unless your reading standards are low and mephone4 and loser are gods t...
