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Louder than Anything (another fireoiny story)

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Firey slaps Coiny once again. "Ow!"

"Hey! you cant act like you don't do the same!"

"Grr!"

They continued to argue and bicker, and began to catch many object's attention. Tennis Ball and Golf ball watched from afar. "They're going off on their nonsensical routine of arguing," Golf Ball said. "Wonder what it is this time." Tennis ball shook his head in agreement. Leafy walked over and added," Yeah, and it sucks because its most people's OTP."

"OTP?" Golf Ball had asked.

"Yeah, the viewers really seem to like the term "Fireoiny," which I guessed was Firey x Coiny! Even a few of the objects including me also love this ship!"

"A relationship like that would only be abusive and honestly, a horrible.. "Ship." " Golf Ball included.

Leafy shrugged," Suit yourself." She walked off.

They all stopped as they heard a loud yell, it got everyone's attention. Even Woody, who was afraid of fights, and was previously screaming at the top of his lungs.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!?"

It turns out Firey punched Coiny so hard, his front tooth came out and he was bleeding. A lot.

But then Firey did something pretty unexpected by everyone.

"OH MY OXYGEN, ARE YOU OKAY!!?" Firey yelled. Coiny screamed back,"OF COURSE IM FUCKING NOT, YOU IDIOT!" He tried to cut out the shakiness in his voice. Coiny stomped off, with blood and tears flowing slowly down his face. Firey ran after him,"W-Wait!"

"Wow. That hasn't happened before, either of those things." Pen said to Eraser. "Yeah, i wonder what came over him to be sincere to his rival."

"Proooobably the fact he punched him square in the face. I would feel guilty if I did that." Pen replied. They turned back to the two. Firey and Coiny were behind a tree, Coiny was refusing to accept Firey's apology.

"I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to--"

"No! I don't need a dumb apology!"

"Please hear me out i didn't mean to!--"

"What did I JUST tell you!?"

"..."

Firey stayed silent, so did Coiny. Coiny looked at Firey as he looked down in shame. "He genuinely looks sorry.." Coiny thought. "No, he's just trying to guilt trip you, you ca--" His thought was cut off by Firey's voice, calmed and quiet. "Please, seriously didn't mean to.."

Coiny stayed quiet for a second, then muttered out, "Actions speak louder than words.."

Firey stood still for a second,"Maybe i should.. Its a dumb move but.."

"Fuck it."

"I-Is this action enough?" He said.

"Hu--" was all Coiny managed to get out before Firey kissed him on the lips, blushing madly. Coiny was tensed up for a moment, then melted into the kiss.

---

"Oh my god!!" Leafy whispered screamed to Woody and Pin. Pin was a victim of Leafy's fangirling, while Woody was a fanboy too, and much more than Leafy was. "Mhm!!" Woody sorta-said. Woody was trying as hard as he could to keep in his fanboy scream so he wouldn't let the two know everybody was watching, but he couldn't help it. "YWES, ITS RWEAL!!!!!" Woody yelled. Then realized everyone was looking at him. He had a fear of attention, so he ran off with a mixed scream of fanboying and fear. Coiny and Firey looked at everyone in embarrassment.

"Y-You all s-saw..?" Coiny sputtered out.

"Eeeeeh.." Pen said. "Yeah, kinda.. Hehe.."

"What did you expect? With a fight that interesting we all basically had to." Pin added.

"Have any of you ever heard of privacy??" Firey half-yelled.

"Sorry..?" Leafy spoke.

"Uggh.." Coiny put his hands over his face in embarrassment, blushing a maroon red.

Firey and Coiny sat in silence staring at the group, well at least Firey did.

"Are you all gonna go yet?"

"Nah." Said Pen.

"Then we're going." He grabbed Coiny's hand and walked away.

---

"Well that was embarrassing.." Coiny put one hand behind his back.

"At least one good thing came out of that fight.." Firey looked at the shiny coin.

"Huh? What?"

"My lips finally touched yours."

hahahahahahaa ok i know i published one chapter like 1 hour ago but i dont give a shit honestly

so bye felica

future bishy: uuuugh that sucked--