hi
Lets get on with the cursed shit
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Pencil: Gayest person on Earth*
Match: Hey, wanna go out?
Pencil: Sorry, im to gay for you.
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Pie: I haven't eaten anything in w e ek s
Pie: Looks around* Nobody here
Pie: Eats a tiny bit of herself*
Black hole: Appears out of nowhere* That could cause an infection you know
Pie: aH--
Remote: And infections cause death.
Pie: wH--
Pen: And you can get salmonella 3:<
Liy: Bad Pie *slaps*
Everyone else on DP: *Slaps*
Pie: i aLMoST STARVED TO DEATH--
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Eraser and Match: Awkward silence*
Eraser: So..
Match: Okay, I like, don't think this will work out.
Eraser: Why?
Match: Because we're both like, gay as fuck for our BFFS. And we only like, went out because they like, set us up.
Eraser: True true.
Match: Wanna ditch this place so we can have gay talk?
Eraser: Hell yeah
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Texting**
Leafy: Pin
Pin: Yeah?
Leafy: Taco keeps sending me pictures of her without her tortilla
Leafy: I think shes flirting and im scared
Pin: Send me one
<Leafy attached a file>
Pin: .
Pin: What the fuck
Leafy: i know
Leafy: help me
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Blocky: DEspacito de cu elles depacito nenenene
Four: thATS NoT HoW YouR FUC KIN dO IT
Four: INhale*
DESPACITO QUIERO RESPIRAR TU CUELLO DESPACITO
DEJA QUE TE DIGA COSAS AL OÍDO
PARA QUE TE ACUERDES SI NO ESTAS COMIGO O O
D ES PA CI T O
alright by e ill pst again in like 30mns anyway
YOU ARE READING
My shitty object cocainebook :/
Randombasically a dump for my random stories, art and whatever. With alot of cursing and unfunny jokes just skip up like 30 or so chapters and that should be at least a little better, unless your reading standards are low and mephone4 and loser are gods t...
