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Dumbledore: hey, Newt, could you track down Grindelwald for me?
Newt: I didn't hear Tina in that sentence so no

Dumbledore: hey, Newt, could you track down Grindelwald for me?Newt: I didn't hear Tina in that sentence so no

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Newt, to the child growing in Tina: Look, I love you no matter what, but the thing is... You really need to have your mother's eyes. Do you know how happy that would make me? A whole salamander-eyed family! *happy sigh*
MONTHS LATER
Newt, from the delivery room in St. Mungo's: HE HAS HIS MOTHER'S EYES! HALLELUJAH!
Tina: Newt! He's a baby! shhhhhhhh!
Newt: Sorry, love. *whispers* He has his mother's eyes! 🥳🥳

*Queenie and Jacob visit Newt in London*
Newt: Is...? *Walks past them to the door* Tina? *Walks onto the steps* TiNa??? *Cups his hands around his mouth* TINA!? *Walks into the street* TINA??? *Runs to the end of the street* PORPENTINA "TINA, MIDDLE-HEAD, SALAMANDER-EYES, LOVE OF MY LIFE" ESTHER GOLDSTEIN!?

Courtesy of me and my Tumblr account, bananachef.

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