Dysfunctional

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"What are we going to do today?" Luke asked me from the couch.

"Well I'm quite busy right now,"

"You're scrolling through Twitter," Ashton interjected.

"Well, I need my daily dose of tweets." I answered.

"Sure, they are probably all about kittens and stuff." Calum said walking into the room.

"Shut up I'm punk rock,"

"No you're not," Luke said eyes glued to the television.

"Shut up Hemmings,"

"Make me,"

I stood up and walked over to him. He immediately looked up and smiled. "How are you today?"

"Keep your mouth shut Hemmings!"

He looked back at the tv and gulped as he nodded. I smirked as I walked back to the couch and sat down.

I continued through Twitter and scrolled through my feed.

Suddenly I came upon a tweet from an old school friend, Andrew was tweeting some girl.

@/CassHewit Why don't you just mind your business?

@/Andrw cause, you make sure everyone knows... Why don't you keep your pie whole shut!? Nobody cares you have no life and get drunk everyday...

I laughed at her tweet. She was right, all he did was talk about getting drunk and how he has no girlfriend or a life.

I clicked on her profile and scrolled through her tweets, she was hilarious. Told people off when they gave her shit.

I clicked the follow button. I loved this page. I could learn from her.

"What are you laughing at? You look like an idiot," Luke asked.

"Fuck off,"

"Swear jar!" Ashton yelled.

I groaned as I handed him a dollar from my pocket. "I hate that thing."

"Well that's the point," Calum laughed.

"Whatever, let's go get pizza!"

The boys laughed as we got up and went to grab our shoes and got in the car.

Soon my phone vibrated, I pulled it out and looked to see that Cassandra had followed me. I smiled as I looked at my phone. This girl was very interesting.

Soon I got a dm, I quickly looked and saw it was from her.

"Thanks for the follow, I didn't know famous people took the time to follow peasants..."