Steal the show {a radiodust fanfic}

It was bound to happen

It had been a day since Alastor's and Angel's little encounter and although that day was one of the best days Angel had ever had in his afterlife, nothing could have prepared him from this.

In just hours after the two danced and slaughtered, it was all over the media. People do make the biggest deals our of the littlest things, seriously ' The Radio Demon and Hell's Slutty Spider ' is the best news they've received in this shit hole?

Now Angel wasn't concerned about the fact that demons started avoiding him or trying to make sketchy deals with him because of his unknown ties with the radio demon, he was more concerned about Valentino hearing about this which he probably already did. Angel had received 10 missed calls and 69 messages all from that sickening piece of shit and he just really didn't want to put up with it. He knew what was coming, he was definitely going to be sent into a month of pure agony or more! It was bound to happen but he didn't regret anything.

He hadn't heard from Alastor ever since yesterday. Charlie said that he went out for a ' walk ' but who the fuck takes a 24-hour ' walk ' down here in hell. Angel was sure Alastor was probably punishing those who revealed their silly competition and the spider was actually very surprised to know that he wasn't the one being murdered. He briefly remembered that Alastor would kill him if his reputation was on the line.

He wasn't all that worried about the deer though, and as selfish as it sounds. He was more worried about his own well being.

Valentino would probably take his very soul out from him and if Alastor were to come back, the radio host would have done the same. Angel already accepted the fact that he had become some sort of doll to fuck around with, it just gets awfully tiring sometimes when people don't treat you like an actual person.

... But Alastor... Was he really different?

Now that the spider thought about it, not a drop of blood was ever caused by Alastor which was strange. Angel was sure that messing around with the Asexual overlord would cost him but he ended up getting more than what he had asked despite Alastor's threats to end the arachnid's life — well afterlife.

He actually did generally enjoy his company, even if he was a cannibalistic maniac, at least he had the decency to treat this pornstar like a close friend. It really made him feel like he was actually useful, the thought of Alastor alone even made him smile. The strange feeling never left his chest but he only assumed that the cause of it was because he never had such a good friend aside from Cherri.

Speaking of Cherri, he should probably go check on the chick after he gets his existence taken away from him from Val. He can only wish that he'd make it out alive to see the girl, how long has it been since they've seen each other? They only texted or called ever since the Sir edgelord fiasco.

Angel sighed and lazily brought himself upon his fluffy bed, wrapping dozens of blankets around him as Fat nuggets trotted towards the spider. The pig squealed and nuzzled against Angel's fluff which brought a smile to his face but it still didn't erase the reality that he'd have to put up with his boss soon.

He stared blankly into nothing in particular and just sat there for a while, he had to mentally prepare himself for this since he knew exactly what Valentino was capable of doing to him.

After probably a few minutes of feeling uneasy, Angel finally had the drive to get up and change into something that he'd be comfortable in. The arachnid sighed once more and began to rummage through his various types of clothing while his little pig trotted around the room in search of food.

Oh, right, He had forgotten to feed Fat nuggets.
This is what you call ' good parenting '.

Angel carelessly grabbed whatever clothing his hands got a hold of and tossed it onto the pile of messy blankets without even bothering to see what he got. He then grabbed a bunch of pig feed from a shelf before pouring it onto his pet's heart-shaped food bowl. In an instant, the small pig rushed to the bowl and dove its face right into it. That alone made Angel chuckle from how stupid yet adorable Fat nuggets could be.