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Jace: yo who has fortnite?

Simon: who tf plays Fortnite anymore!?

Jace: mate I just got it

Simon: ur really late man

Jace: OH YEAH!? WHAT DO U PLAY THEN!? 

Simon: MINECRAFT, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS AND YANDERE SIM!

Jace:.... what

Simon: if u judge me I snap ur next birds nec

Jace: I hate u

Clary: y r use talkin bout video games?

Simon: this nine year old still plays frickin fortnite

Izzy: that's sad man

Jace: I WAS REAL LATE OK!?

Alec: wait we got gamers in this chat?

Johnathan: oh yeah lad!

Jace: tf r u still doin here!?

Johnathan: hey, I changed ur names back, I never left

Magnus: uuggh

Johnathan: :3

Magnus: >:(

Johnathan: anyway, yes I am a gamer

Simon: what do yah play?

Johnathan: practically any game that's anime

Simon: welp, hope they aren't weird

Johnathan: oh they r, u have no idea how many anime titties I have seen

Clary: BRO WWTTFF!!!??

Izzy: THAT IS NOT VERY HOLY!!!

Johnathan: ;33333

Maia: god pls stop

Magnus: y'all wanna know a secret?

Simon: Yeah?

Magnus: I may not look nor act like it, but I to is a gamer

Alec: TF DO U PLAY!?

Magnus: Detroit Become Human, Minecraft, Roblox, all those random things

Raphael: .... roblox?

Magnus: yes, freaking roblox, got a problem!?

Alec: YO U JUDGIN ME BF MATE!?

Magnus: BABES I THINK HE HIS! HIS MESSIN WIT ME

Alec: COME AT ME BRO I FRICKIN DARE YOU!!!

Raphael: mate I aint trying to start anything

Alec: I WILL BURN YOU!

Raphael: ...ight then

Magnus: ahem, anyway, back to the games

Simon: yo dbh is so good!

Magnus: u know whats so good bout it?

Simon: what? 

Magnus: frickn Connor, my lil baby boi

Alec: :'(

Magnus: Alexander, u are my Connor!

Alec: :')

Simon: they even got Gavin and Nines, they r so freakin cute

Magnus: ikr!? 

Maia: Don't they have another gay ship? I think it was a guy name hank and that Connor dude u r talkin bout

Magnus: IF U EVER SHIP THAT I WILL RIP OUT UR BRAIN AND BURN IT FOR THINKING SUCH THINGS

Maia: sweet jebus wtf is wrong witchu?

Simon: HANK IS DAD! CONNOR IS SON! FINISHED! DONE! FULL STOP! THATS IT!

Maia: pft, what eva

Magnus: anyway, dbh talk over for all the readers who have no idea what tf that is

Jace: readers?

Magnus: nothing

Jace: ......... k then

Izzy: any of y'all got the Legend of Zelda  the breath of the wild?

Simon: ye mate! So good!

Magnus: Y'all got Nintendo's to?

Simon: pfft! Yeh!

Raphael: Y r we talking about this crap?

Magnus: UR CRAP!

Alec: U MESSIN WIT MAGGY AGAIN!

Raphael: NO IM NOT! Also.... maggy?

Alec: yes, maggy!

Magnus: even I think that's strange

Alec: what do u prefer then

Magnus: daddy

Maia: NO NOT AGAIN!

Alec: ;)))))

Clary: agh, my straight brain

Alec: ew, straight people

Izzy: >:(

Alec: :>

Izzy: I swear imma kill u

Magnus: WANNA GO MATE!?

Izzy: sweet jebus...

Simon: can we get back to the gamer talk

Magnus: fine, fine

Simon: anyway, favourite roblox game?

Magnus: Royale High

Simon: ....welp

Magnus: urs?

Simon: Egg simulator

Magnus: that game is frickn lit

Simon: ikr

Raphael: wtf is wrong with y'all

Alec: u betta what wat u say boi

Raphael: -_-

Alec: o-O

Clary: welp

Jace: hm

Magnus: welp, im out, bai

Simon: WHAT HAPPEN TO GAMER TALK!?

Magnus: bye

Simon: OOOOIII

Jace:..... all I wanted to know, was if anyone had fortnite. That's it.  AND THEN IT TURNED INTO ANIME TITTIES, THEN GAMEZ ABOUT BLOCKS AND ROBOTS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL

Johnathan: Ur mum

Clary: U DO NOT SAY THAT TO HIM!!!

Johnathan: what?

Clary: u uncultured swine!

Jace: y tf would u say that

Johnathan: its my answer to everything

Jace: ....

Johnathan: :3333333

Jace: im out


A/N: Yes its short, I know, suck it up most of these r gonna be short! Anywho, hope u enjoyed, the next chapter is gonna make u cringe! K bye!







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