Magnus: WASSUP H*ES!
Alec: boi out of all of us Clary's the only h*e here
Clary: UM! EXCUSA MWAH!?
Jace: YEAH Y TF WOULD U SAY THAT U SON OF A A*SHOLE BI*CH THING
Alec: bc she dated and kissed both her brothers
Clary: BUT THEY WERENT MY BRUDA'S! WE AINT IN ALABAMA D:<<<<<
Johnathan: I was tho :/
Clary: ....oh yeah
Jace: but I wasn't tho, so it don't matter u dumb face
Alec:....r u drunk?
Jace: UM HOW TF DID U KNOW U BUTTHOLE!
Maia: sweet jesus that's what I used to call people when I was, like, four
Jace: screw u furry
Maia: I AINT NO FURRY
Jace: PPSSSHHH! YEAH U AARRREE! U turn into a wolf n stuff, there for a furry
Maia: Im gonna kill u
Jace: pls don't do that
Alec: AND JACE I KNEW U WERE DRUNK BC U ALWAYS ACT LIKE A MUDA FREAKN NINE YEAR OLD RAGING ON FORTNITE WHEN U DRINK!
Jace: I DO NOT U A*S HAT! GO CRY TO UR MUM OR SOMETHIN!
Magnus: OOIII DONT TALK TO MY BABY WABY EDGY BABY THING BF PERSON!
Alec: and as u can see, magnus is also drunk
Clary: IM DRUNK TO U BISH
Alec: sweet mother of god someone save me
Simon: Are me and alec the only people here sober?
Maia: nope, I haven't gotton to touch a drink in freakn ages so im definitely sober >:I
Raphael: WTF IS UP MY GIGIDY GIGIDY GAMERS NYAH!
Simon: oh no, raphael is the worse of them all
Alec: how so?
Simon: he becomes an e-boy/14 year old gamer girl
Raphael: Like, that's so mean, ill beat ur butt up u a*s!
Simon: angels save us from the plague of ...this
Izzy: hey guys... did u ever realise that the guy that shot batmans parents saved multiple lives
Clary: no.....way
Alec: NOT U TO!!
Izzy: what about the fact that If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Raphael: like, omg, my brain cant even handle this
Izzy: and most of us are gay now, cuz when ur drunk, u cant think straight so
Jace: YO THATS A DAD JOKE U F*CK!
Alec: well then I guess me and Magnus r drunk all the time
Magnus: that's wight my baby boi
Alec: pls stop
Magnus: aw come on babes! U know u wuv it ;3
Alec: Magnus just gets horny when his drunk. -_-
Magnus: indeed I do, and I'm waiting Alexander
Clary: why tho
Jace: STOP SAYING THAT GAY SHITE U FRICKA! ILL KILL U!
Simon: now he just sounds like Bakugo
Maia: ?
Simon: Anime
Maia: oh of course 🙄
Raphael: look guys, I have to say something...
Clary: yyyeeeeeeooooosssssss???
Raphael: I'm gay, but I DONT date guys, but then I thought again and I now think I'm pansexual, but then again I just might be bi, I'm not so sure
Simon: oh dear god we got another one
Raphael: LIKE, WDYM!? IM GAY SO WHAT!? ARE U BEING HOMOPHOBIC!? THATS LIKE, SO TRASH
Simon: just go have a drink of water and maybe a shower mate
Raphael: fffiiinnnneeee
Clary: his gonna feel like shite in the mornin lmao
Maia: so r u
Clary:....huh
Jace: WELL IM GOING TO BED CUZ ALL U ARE TTRRRAAASSSHHH
Raphael: night night!
Alec: it's....eight in the morning
Jace:I DONT GIVE TO FLYING FRICKITY FRICKS
Alec: rightio
Magnus: Alexander I'm still waiting
Alec: I'll be right there
Maia: aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAGGGGH ~
A/N: Ight then...uh, that happened. Hope y'all enjoyed the chapter, sorry I haven't posted in a while...an yeah thanks for reading and don't forget to vote!
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