Izzy: so...how y'all doin?
Clary: Im livin through it so far! Been stayin home, washin my hands, all the important stuff
Jace: Quaratine sucks >:<
Raphael: im ded inside
Izzy:.......um.......do u got da rona?
Simon: tf's the rona?
Alec: Its the corona virus mate
Simon: oh, y did u say it like that then
Izzy: APPARENTLY THE AUSSIES R SAYIN IT LIKE THAT! IDFK!
Simon: ighty then
Magnus: lock downs amazing, im enjoying this
Jace: your not even an introvert
Magnus: Im in lockdown with Alexander remember?
Raphael: oh no....
Magnus: and you know what that means
Raphael: Normally during quarantine, people get diagnosed with.... the horny
Alec: you must not underestimate the horny!
Jace: GOD NOT THIS AGAIN AGGHHHHH
Magnus: OI! WITHOUT ME, HE WOULD BE STICKING HIS D IN BUTT SHAPED ICE-CREAM!
Maia: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE BUDDY BOI!
Alec: Um, I don't think I'd do that
Magnus: oh sweetheart I know you would, ur obsessed wit dis as*
Izzy: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!
Clary: AGH MY STRAIGHT HEART
Jace: IM DONE! IM DOONNNEEE
Maia: IM CALLING THE POLICE!
Luke: IM HERE, WHATS THE EMERGENCY!?
Simon: THEY'RE BEING GAY!
Luke: Well that's a bit of a rude way to put it
Simon: I MEANT THERE NOT BEING PG
Luke:.....welp...... I cant really do anything about that, bye
Maia: POLICE R USELLLLEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Magnus: jeez sry for talkin the truth
Alec: HOMOPHOBIC MUCH SIMON!
Simon: I DIDNT MEAN FOR IT TO SOUND THAT WAY
Alec: DO U WANT ME TO COME OVA MATE? CUZ I WILL, AND I WILL COUGH ALL OVER YOU!
Clary: YO THATS TO FAR!
Alec: IDFC!
Magnus: Alexander, have I told you that you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet?
Alec: Um
Magnus: Oh wait sorry, I forgot the U, R, A, Q, T
Alec: UWU
Magnus: wait, forgot one more, but u can get this D later
Izzy: ngl that was smooth
Alec: BOI I WANT IT NOW!
Magnus: OWO
Izzy: god pls no
Clary: ...AAANNNYWAY
Simon: do you guys like, ever wonder if the corona virus was actually purposely released by the government to lower the population of Asia instead of it happening by some disgustin person who ate a bat?
Jace:.................Shut tf up and stay home
Maia: guys I have literally been binge watching all the shows ive been dying to finish, I only have one episode of the last show left...
Simon: Ive watched everyt single anime.....AND HOLY LORD WAS THERE A LOTTA TIDDIES
Izzy: boi im right here
Magnus: welp, hope y'all r safe and alive out there! and for the love of god WASH UR HHHAAAANNNNNDDDDSSSSS
A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Remember to stay home, stay safe, and stay clean, wash ur hands, eat sanitiser and you'll be just fine. Oh and make sure to eat THREE vitagummies instead of two or one or how many ye mum tells ye to eat. STAY SAFE AND DONT EAT BATS :D
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Random(THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED BC IM A LAZY BITCH!) Just a Groupchat full of memes, ships (a lot of malec) and, of course, Shadowhunters. I just wanted to start writing another fanfic sooner because I was getting bored of my previous ones. Anyway, ho...
