Magnus: now u may be wondering y the title is that
Alec: title?
Magnus: yes, title
Jace: wdym? title? wheres the title?
Magnus: :/ frick I forgot about the fourth wall
Clary: fourth wall!? Magnus what r u on about!?
Magnus: NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! ANYWAY GAY TIME
Simon: no
Magnus: yes
Simon: nuuuu
Magnus: tell me no one more time and ill snap ur neck
Simon:.... since when tf did u start acting like that?
Magnus: sorry, that was alexander
Alec: I will snap ur diddly darn neck
Simon:....ight then
Magnus: So. . . Alexander ;)
Alec: yes. . . Magnus ;)
Maia: *throws holy water*
Magnus: AGH MY WEAKNESS
Alec: IT FEELS LIKE JESUS JUST SLAPPED US!
Magnus: SLAPPED US AS HARD AS ALEC SMACKS ME!
Maia: NO! MORE HOLY WATER NOW! WE NEED MORE JEEESSSUUUUSSSSSSS
Jesus has joined the chat
Jesus: who has summoned thee
Maia: HELP US THEY'RE BEING GAY!
Jesus: you know what that means
Alec: oh sh*t I forgot jesus hates gays
Magnus: NUUU! ILL BE STTRRRAAIIIGGGHHHHTTT!
Alec: I~ what!?
Jesus: good child, now stop with this inappropriate behavior
Alec: Magnus what are you saying!?
Magnus: if that means saving you, then I shall be straight
Alec: ...
Magnus: PFFT STRAIGHT MY ASS IMMA GAY BI*CH FOR LIFE
Alec: oh thank god
Jesus: Im coming for your kidneys boy
Magnus: well shite
Raphael:...r we not gonna talk bout how Jesus Christ himself is in the chat
Simon: im sorry but what the actual F R I C K is going on here
Jesus: sup
Simon: :I
Alec: guys that's not Jesus its Jace
Jesus: OH U JUST HAD TO BLOW MY COVER DID YAH!?
Alec: Yeop, and now that's over, I'm bouta blow something else
Simon: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONNONONONOHNOOOHTNKORTSHEBTIGJFBRSKVGSKJDVGKHBVHVKJ
Alec: BOUTA BLOW SOME BUBBLES CUZ Y NOT
Maia: ok, ok good
Clary: wait, y DID Jace pretend to be Jesus
Jesus: babe have you not seen this face! I'm practically the child of Jesus and my mothers the hottest woman in the world I dunno
Clary: oh so im not the hottest woman in the world to u?
Jace: WHAT NO! U R THE MOST HOTTEST WOMAN IVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE YOU
Clary:... so im ur mother now and Jesus is my husband?
Izzy: ah sh*t here we go again
Jace: I~ WHAT?! NO NO NO! THAT CAME OUT SO WRONG BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Clary: relax im just teasing
Jace: oh ok, but isn't teasing ur bf supposed to be, like, kinkier or something?
Maia: omfg
Clary: NO IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT U DUMBA*S! Omfg im done
Jace: NO WAIT IM SORRY! XD
Magnus:... well this wasn't THAT gay as the other chapters but hey, sorry to disappoint y'all
Simon: wait, chapters? srsly Magnus wtf r u saying?
Magnus: AH SH*T UM NVM K C U LATER BBAAAAAIIII
A/N: Welp, Wattpad started working again, thankfully. Hope you enjoyed the chapter, I hope it didn't actually offend anyone or something, this is purely just crack and everything's dumb. K bye XD
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