Simon: Clary! Oh Clary! OH my dearest Clary please take me back! Im still in love with u! PLEASE!
Clary: 0-0 DDDDDDD:<
Izzy: SIMON! WTF! BRO WE R DATIN!
Jace: COME AT ME I FREAKN DARE U! I'LL BREAK UR FLIPPN KNEE CAPS BISH!
Simon: APRIL FOOOOOLS!
Raphael: Oh *claps slowly* hA Ha hA! OmG sImOn uR jUsT tO funny!
Simon: ikr
Raphael: *facepalm*
Jace: if u eva do that again I will literally kill u
Simon: do u know how many times you've said that to me already and it never happened?
Jace:...
Simon: yeah, that's wat I thought
Maia: OO big tough Jace gettin beat by lil Simon
Jace: shut tf up
Simon: I AINT LIL!
Maia: Ur a lil cinnamon roll
Simon: UwU
Raphael: peasants, I have a confession to make
Clary: 🖕
Raphael: I....................I.................am a Clalec shipper
Clary: HOLD MY POODLE!
Alec: OI DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! BC I WILL COME OVER THERE! AND I WILL MAKE U FEEL PPAAAAIIINNN!
Magnus: kinky
Izzy: MAGNUS NO!
Magnus: OH MAGNUS YES!
Jace: anyway~ RAPHAEL U BLOOD DRINKN, ICE COLD BARBIE, NIGHT WALKIN, BLOOD SUCKN OVERSIZED MOSQUITO!
Raphael:.....april fools?
Alec: Im gonna frick u up
Magnus: babes ur so kinky
Clary: Magnus pls stop, my eyes r to straight for this
Jace: I ship Simon and Raphael
Raphael: MMMAAATTEE! NOO! THATS A BIG NO NO!
Izzy: OI! OIIIII! IM RIGHT HERE FOR ANGELS SAKE!!!
Simon: PFFT! MATE IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE POLE UR MUM DANCES ON!
Jace:......it was an april fools
Simon:.....um......ApRiL fOoLs!?
Clary: mate you've gone to far
Izzy: that u have
Jace: IM COMING OVA TO SPANK YO AS*!
Magnus: Alexander, u wanna come here and spank me to?
Izzy: AAGGHH OK STTOOOPPP
Alec: I'll be right there
Clary: ALEC NO!
Alec: Alec yeeeeesssss ;)))))
Magnus: ;))))))
Simon:.....this is to gey for me
Jace: mate its to gey for all of us
Raphael: this is worse than walking in the sun
Izzy: Magnus!?
Magnus: Ngh... w-wat?
Izzy: y r u texting moaning noises mate...
Magnus: oH! Y do y-you tha-think!?
Raphael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jace: GOD JUST GO MAKE A MALEC PORN CHAT OR SOMETHIN JUST NOT HERE!!!
Clary: THIS IS NOT HOLY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS APRIL FOOLS!
Magnus: HA! Aprils Fools! We're not doing anything its ok
Izzy: oh thank the angel
Alec: Good idea Jace
Jace: I WAS KIDDING!
Magnus: oh so u DO want us to do it here?
Jace:....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! NO! NO WE DONT!
Alec: AHAHA! Jk, or should I say April Fools?
Izzy: Guys im hosting a big dinner for us all tonight!
Simon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jace: Izzy PALEASE DONT!
Alec: I DONT WANNA HAVE FOOD POISONING AGAIN!
Clary: Guys its fine! Shes just gonna say April Fools
Izzy: ....it....it wasn't an April fools....
Clary: O-O
Izzy: >:<
Simon: Om... sorrryyy?
Clary: HA! APRIL FOOLS! WE DOO WANT TO EAT UR WONDERFUL COOKIN!
Izzy: OH Lovely! u guys got me! ill start it now!
Jace: k shes gone
Raphael: CLARY U DIPSHI*!
Clary: SHES MY BEST FRIEND! I CANT LET HER THINK NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT HERSELF!
Simon: NOW WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE FROM EATING A WHOLE PLATE OF RAW MEAT AND ICE VEGETABLES!
Maia: Welp...we're frickity frick fracked
Izzy: U guys r so freakn stoopid. I can see ur past texts yah know?
Simon: .....sh*t
Izzy: be grateful that im cookin! CUZ ITS GONNA TASTE LIKE GORDAN RAMSEY'S FOOD!
Gordon Ramsey: HAVE U GOT THE LAMB SAUCE!?
Izzy:.........um.......
Gordon Ramsey: HAVE U GOT THE F*CKIN LAMB SAUCE!!!??
Jace: HOW TF DID U GET HERE!?
Gordan Ramsey: WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!!??
Clary: Y tho
Gordon Ramsey: U NEED THE LAM SUUAACCCEEE!!
Raphael removed 'Gordon Ramsey' from the chat
Clary: ok how and why
Alec: who tf added him
Izzy: dunno, but it dont matter now
Simon: he's gonna haunt us if we dont find the lamb sauce
Jace: i got lamb sauce
Gordan Ramsey:
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Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(A/N): Welp, hope y'all got the lamb sauce! And i also hope u enjoyed the chapter!
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Random(THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED BC IM A LAZY BITCH!) Just a Groupchat full of memes, ships (a lot of malec) and, of course, Shadowhunters. I just wanted to start writing another fanfic sooner because I was getting bored of my previous ones. Anyway, ho...
