Max: guys. Guys guess what!?
Izzy: how tf did u get here?
Max: for me to know and you to find out, NOW GUESS WWHHAAATT!?
Magnus: what is it?
Max: Banana....without the B.....is pineapples
Alec:....I'm sorry....but what
Max: yes u read that right
Simon:...actually it's just anana without the b...
Max: HEY! IM ONLY THREE OR SOMETHING! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Clary: yeah, jeez Simon stop being such an as* hat
Simon: but-
Izzy: jeez Simon, ur so mean
Simon: I WAS SAYING THE TRUTH!
Jace: HIS ONLY ONE OR SEVEN HOW DARE U CORRECT THE WAYS OF HIS LIL MIND!
Max: actually, I'm like five, so yeah, leave me alone
Simon: AAARRRGG- HIS A NINE YEAR OLD BOY!
Max: um, actually I identify as a velociraptor, and my pronouns are Lord Murder Dino instead of him and King Explosion Dinosaur instead of he and TotesGucciDino's instead of his
Raphael: What... the.... F * C K
Izzy: LANGUAAGGGEEE!!! WE GOT A SIX YEAR OLD HERE!
Magnus: aw jeez now I can't be all flirty wit Alexander
Max: yeah please don't do that
Magnus: King Explosion Dinosaur is to young for my foul mouth 😩😭
Alec: UR NOT FOUL UR BEAUTIFUL!!!
Magnus: aw jeez Alexander u lil muffin! I COULD JUST EAT U UP!
Clary: MAGNUS THATS A BIG NO NO!
Max: wdym? He was just being sweet
Raphael: oh child...so young...so innocent
Max: UM ACTUALLY IM A VELOCIRAPTOR SO IM NOT A CHILD! AND ALSO IM, LIKE, SEVEN SO!
Simon: broski ur nine
Max: THATS HOW MANY TIME I MADE UR MUM SCREAM!
Izzy: MAX!!
Alec: YYEEEAAHH BBRRROO!! GO GET EM!
Izzy: ALEC!
Alec: IZZY!
Izzy: SIMON!
Simon: ALEC!
Max: BI*CHES!
Clary: .....
Magnus: ....
Jace: YEAH MY BROTHA!
Magnus: THATS IT! I HAVENT HAD MY DAILY DOSE OF GAY AND IM DYING
Alec: Magnus what a nice a*s u have!
Magnus: all the better to pleasure u ;)
Max:....y....just....y....
Clary: oh it only gets worse
Max left the chat
Magnus: YES HIS GONE! OH ALEEEXXAANNDDDEERRR!
Jace: oh nooo-
A/N: right well then....sorry for not updating. Hope y'all enjoyed the chapter! OH AND BTW! I forgot to add one more pick up line last chapter so here it is!
Alec: Magnus I've got a question for you
Magnus: oh is that so? What is it ;)
Alec: are you from Saint Louis?
Magnus: ..no...y?
Alec: oh well that's fine, I can still teach you how to arch your back
Magnus: 😩😩😩👌👌👌🤯🤯🥵🥰🥰
Simon: oh godDAMN that's HOT!
Alec: ikr
Clary:...end my life
A/N: YEAH YALL CAN THANK EDWARD BOSCO FOR THAT CUZ THAT WAS HOT AF AND IDC IF U JUDGE ME! (Y'all hazbin hotel and helluva boss fans will know what I'm talkin bout XD)
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Random(THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED BC IM A LAZY BITCH!) Just a Groupchat full of memes, ships (a lot of malec) and, of course, Shadowhunters. I just wanted to start writing another fanfic sooner because I was getting bored of my previous ones. Anyway, ho...
