Clary: Ok, today. . . we will not be gay
Magnus: That is not correct, because according to the encyclepedia of I AM GAY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME NOT TO BE >:<
Clary: No I meant ur not gonna doin any horny shite this time, so bye
Clary removed 'Magnus' from the groupchat
Alec: OI WTF WAS THAT!?
Clary: Dont worry ill add him back when we get bored
Alec: What?
Clary removed 'Alec' from the groupchat
Clary: ok we're safe from the geys
Jace: U know there just gonna kill yah now
Clary: Most probably, but I'll add em back soon
Izzy: Y tf did u remove my bois?
Clary: Bc today we're gonna be hetero
Izzy: but hetero is an upsetero :(
Simon: . . . but. . . your hetero aint yah?
Izzy: All im sayin is that its borin without em
Raphael: true
Jace: well. . . it is a bit weird with em not here . . . and when there not here. . . who knows what they could be doin
Clary: O-O
Clary added 'Magnus' to the groupchat
Clary added 'Alec' to the groupchat
Magnus: just as i assumed, with mwa u were just gonna be a bunch of upseteros
Izzy: Thats literally what i said
Alec: do that again and ill kill you
Jace: i freakn dare u
Clary: UwU
Jace: UwO
Magnus: nvm its straight with us anyway I:P
Alec: Well lets make it bendy
Magnus: ;3
Simon: ~ and the ink machine! :D
Magnus: -_-
Raphael: thank u for saving us simon
Simon: I~i wasn't tryin to save any of us. . . just BATIM is amazin
Izzy: oh hey its my big nerdy bf
Simon: B3
Alec: ew, hetero
Magnus: Its to dark in here, LETS GET A RAINBOW GOIN!
Raphael: no~
Alec: God damn Magnus, u lookin ffiinnnee
Magnus: UwwwwU
Alec: Like, damn, I could sing my ABC's to u!
Clary: ah shite here we go again
Alec: A because ur adorable
Magnus: :3
Alec: B bc ur beautiful
Magnus: ^///^
Alec: and C bc ur confident
Magnus: :DDDD
Jace: that. . was actually nice
Alec: And ill give u this D bc u deserve it ;3
Jace: OH GOD NVM! NVVVMM
Clary: ABORT ABORT!
Simon: ngl that was real smooth
Magnus: OH HO ALEXANDER! Is that an invitation to our room? >:>>>>>
Clary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jace: KILL ME
Raphael: MY MIND! MY MIND!
Simon: *dies*
Alec: yeop, I got the monopoly ready :D
Magnus: OH fun! Ill be right there!
Clary: O-o
Izzy: Well. . . um. . . oooooookkkk?
Raphael: ok im done
A/N: AND SO AM I! So. . . sorry for not updating. . . and uh . . . yeah idk. Anywho, hope yah enjoyed, I couldn't make a chapter that was full hetero bc. . . I don't even know anymore, even I'm straight and writing gay shite is actually funnier than writing more about the other ships.
Lemme know what ships u want more of tho k? Thank u!
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Shadow Hunter GroupChat
Random(THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED BC IM A LAZY BITCH!) Just a Groupchat full of memes, ships (a lot of malec) and, of course, Shadowhunters. I just wanted to start writing another fanfic sooner because I was getting bored of my previous ones. Anyway, ho...
