Luke: hey kids, whats the most ground breaking invention?
Clary: Luke.....dont...please
Luke: a shovel!
Alec: my eyes r burning
Luke: yo did y'all here about the dyslexic zombie?
Izzy: noo?
Alec: IZZY NO!
Izzy: Izzy yes!
Luke: turns out he only eats "brians"
Izzy: AHAHAHHA!
Jace: IT HURTS! THE CRINGE!!
Clary: LUKE IM BEGGING U!!!
Luke: what do u call a man that pours drinks?
Izzy: what!?
Magnus: STOP IT!!!
Luke: PHIL!
Izzy: I adore these!
Simon: the cringe is unbearable!
Luke: How do u make holy water?
Jace: lemme guess, u boil the hell out of it?
Luke: NOPE! U FREEZE IT THEN U DRILL HOLES INTO IT!
Izzy: BAHAHAHAHHAHA
Magnus: STOP THIS! STOP THIS NOW!!
Luke: a man walked into a doctors office and shouts "HELP DOCTOR IM SHRINKING!" But the doctor says "Hold on! Be a little patient "
Raphael: I did not want to open my phone to..this
Maia: Rip
Luke: Guys guess what?
Alec: sttooooppp
Luke: I literally just found out my electric tooth brush wasn't water proof. I WAS SHOCKED!
Izzy: *WWWHHHHHEEEZZEEEE*
Magnus: my poor, beautiful, cat eyes. THEY R BURNING LUKE! BURNING!
Luke: whats brown, and not very heavy?
Alec: sh*t?
Magnus: ALEXANDER!
Alec: what!?
Luke: Nope, light brown
Clary: Am I the only one actually beginning to laugh at these now?
Jace: he has taken over your mind with his cringy jokes
Valentine: I told my wife to embrace her mistakes, then she hugged me
Jace: FREAKING GOOD!
Clary: I HOPE SHE SQUEEZED THE HELL OUT OF U!
Valentine: hey, im allowed to tell dad jokes to!
Luke: PFFT! Nah man sry, ur just to much of an as*hole
Clary: LUKE!
Luke: WhAT!?
Izzy: ANOTHER ONE!
Simon: --DJ KHALID!
Izzy: im going to kill u
Luke: A man walked into his house to see all his lamps were stolen. He was delighted.
Clary: k just stop.
Luke: nop
Raphael: AAGGGHHH
Luke: I dig, u dig, he digs, she digs, we dig. Its not a long poem, but its deep
Simon: ayyy
Izzy: BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Luke: how do u cut an ocean into two?
Jace: by getting some guy name Moses to say some prays dramatically?
Luke: NO... by using a sea-saw
Raphael: I cant take this anymore! IM OUT!
Simon: oof
Luke: Did y'all know seven has "even" in it? Like, that's odd...
Izzy: Y COULDNT DAD TELL US THESE JOKES!?
Alec: bc he knows mother would've killed him right then and there
Izzy: true, true
Luke: I trapped two vegan burglars in my basement. At least, I think they were vegan, they kept shouting "LUTTUCE LEAF!!!"
Izzy: OML AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Alec: how am I related to u?
Izzy: F*ck u :D
Magnus: IZZY!!!
Izzy: SHUT UP!
Alec:... OOOOOIIIIIIIIII
Izzy: wat
Alec: IDC IF UR MY SIS, U DO NOT TALK TO MY BAE LOIKE DAT!
Magnus: aw bae
Simon: stop it....please
Magnus: ^///^
Luke: Me and my mates r in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
Clary: SOMEONE END MY SUFFERING!
Jace: fffffFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU~
A/N: Hope u enjoyed the chapter, remember I'm working on two, maybe three, other books, which is y its takin ages for me to update. Gimme some requests for what scenarios u want em all to be in, and maybe ill make a chapter of it since im running out of ideas. K thxxxx!
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