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14.Intruloceit-Attention

Ship-Inteuloceit

Warning-crossing dressing, polyamory, mentions of slaying an imaginary beast

A/N: I might do a family one-shot with Intruloceit ? What do you guys think? I feel like I've been doing a lot of family one-shot lately. Anyways, sorry about how short this one is.

Special shout out to anybody who asked for a Intruloceit one-shot. Thanks you guys ❤️

Deceit wanted attention. Usually, he had things to do. Evil plotting, sewing new patches on Virgil's sweatshirt, cooking, cleaning, ect.. He didn't really have any hobbies because he was always helping others. Even Patton didn't work as much because the guys who lived on the light side of the mind palace were better about their messes. So when Deceit's boyfriend(Logan) came over to help clean up and give him a break, he was at a loss of what to do. Deceit decided to go bother Remus about it.

"Babe?" Deceit said as he stepped into his partner's room.

"Yeah?" Remus called as he rose up from behind his workbench. I'm his hand was a glowing hot piece of metal.

"Whatcha doinnnng?" He called. Remus laughed

"Just building another sword for Roman. He's gonna need the best one he can get to slay that dragon witch. Damn those dragon witches and their nine lives." Remus said. "So what can I help you with?"

"Uhhh.." Deceit stuttered. He didn't know how to ask him to hang out.  Deceit tried to think about how Remus and Logan asked for attention. When Remus wanted attention, he'd put on a dramatic performance about how he was sooooo lonely and lay across Deceit and Logan's laps. When Logan wanted attention, he just cuddled up to Deceit and kissed his face until he stopped working on whatever he was doing. Then he'd go up to Remus and pull a clever prank to get his attention. Deceit sighed. He wished he were as clever as them.

"Uh, Honey? Are you there?" Remus said, walking up to him and cupping his face in his hands.

"Yeah," Deceit blushed. " I-I was just gonna ask you if uhh.."

"It's okay, you can tell me" Remus chimed. There was no getting around this. He would have to blurt it out.

"Iwantyouandlogantogivemesomeattentionpleaseandthankyou!" Deceit said so fast and quietly that it was almost impossible to pick up. Remus sat there for a second trying to take in his sentence, and then he started to giggle.

"Aww, baby you could have just said so, here," Remus said. He picked up Deceit bridal style and started to kiss him all over his face. Deceit started to giggle when Remus kissed each individual scale. Logan walked into the rooms and jumped up on Remus' back. Remus giggled and Logan insisted on a piggyback ride like a toddler.

They sunk out of Remus's room and into the living room. Remus and Logan sat down on the couch and let Deceit lay on their laps. Then they let Deceit pick out his favorite Disney movie, "Beauty and the Beast". When the famous ballroom dance came on, Deceit shot up from the couch and started running to his room.

"Put on your best suits. I'll be right back!" Deceit called. Remus and Logan looked at each other in confusion. They shrugged, and with a quick snap of their fingers, they were dressed up in elegant suits. While they waited for Deceit to come back, they spooned each other on the couch, enjoying one another's company.

Suddenly they heard a snap and the living room turned into a ballroom that replicated the one on the TV screen. They turned around as Deceit walked into the room. They caught their breath. There Deceit stood in a beautiful lemon ball gown like Belle's. He blushed as he took both of their hands.

"I wanted to dance with both of you, I hope it's okay if I wore this." He said, gesturing to the gown.

"Of course, baby," Logan said.

"You look stunning, hon" Remus replied. So they danced.

Word count: About 608

Written: 3/6/20-3/7/20

Published: 3/7/20