-Sander Sides Oneshots-

16.Why the Sanders household has no green tea left

Ships: Prinxiety, Logicality, and Demus

Warnings: Nightmares, demons, alcohol, and kissing.

A/N: So I haven't updated in a while...Ever since 'youknowwhat' happened, my school has been shut down and my parents put me on a strict schedule so I've had less time to write. TBH I really don't ship these ships, but it was requested in ship polls so why not give these ships a shot. I can definitely see now why people ship these pairings.

Also, Steven Universe is over ;(

-2 packets of green tea

After an exhausting team fight with Remus against the ever evil dragon witch, Roman walked back to his room in the mind palace. He crept down the hall, trying not to make a sound. He started to pass Virgil's room and his heart started beating out of control. He tried his best to be quiet, but one tiny part of him hoped that Virgil would come out of his room, even if it was just to yell at him. It was painstakingly obvious to him, the other sides, Thomas and his friends, and the audience, but he still tried to be secretive about his crush on Virgil.

As he passed Virgil's room, he heard some rustling sounds. He stopped for a minute and considered knocking on his door. Sure, Virgil really didn't like him too much, but he felt a sort of need to help and protect him. Plus, if he was up this late at night, something was probably wrong. He knocked. Silence. He pushed the door open slightly. Dark shadow figures stepped out of the door crack. Startled, Roman quickly opened the door to find Virgil on the ground. The dark shadow figures swirled around him. Virgil was curled up on his rug, muttering incoherently phrases and rocking back and forth.

Roman dropped his sword and rushed to Virgil's side. He placed a cool hand on Virgil's burning forehead. Virgil shuttered and looked up at Roman. He opened his mouth to say something, but no words came out. Roman quickly picked Virgil up in his arms.

"I'm going to get you help, okay?" Roman said looking down at Virgil in his arms. Virgil nodded and buried his head in Roman's arms. The shadow figures circled around Roman and Virgil, trying to trap the two. Roman tried to escape but the dark spirits forced him back. Virgil clung to his shoulder. Roman felt a strong urge to protect him. He ran through the dark shadows again, successfully breaking through them and out the door.

He found himself in the kitchen. He quickly set Virgil down on the counter. He mentally went through the checklist that Logan gave him about what to do if sides get hurt by unknown things. Logan usually healed Roman and Remus' battle wounds and eventually taught the two how to heal themselves. Roman took Virgil's temperature. 103. Be grabbed two tea packets and started to make some green tea. Then he took an ice pack from the freezer and carried him to the couch. He sat himself and Virgil down and set Virgil up. He slumped against Roman's arm.

"Thanks, Roman." Virgil sighed. Roman blushed at the sudden contact.

"N-no problem." Roman stuttered. "So..." Roman started.

"So," Virgil repeated wearily.

"What were those things?"

"Monsters. Shadows. Demon things. I have no clue. Things show up when I'm sick. They're reeeeeaaaalll nice." Virgil replied.

"Oh..erm, how long have you been sick for?"

"A couple of days. I-" The kettle squeaked and steamed, cutting off Virgil. Roman hurried over to finish making the tea.

"Here you go," Roman said, handing him a cup.

"Thanks, Roman," Virgil said. He pecked him on the cheek and snuggled up against him. Roman's face flushed. He placed his head on top of Virgil's. This was nice.

-4 packets of green tea

"Logan?" Patton called from behind Logan's door. Logan woke up with a start.

"Come in," Logan replied, sitting up and grabbing his glasses. He glanced at his alarm clock. 5:25 am. Why was Patton up so early? Patton came in. He wore his gray cat hoodie and his face was stained with tear marks.

"Oh Patton, come here," Logan said. Patton sat down next to Logan and was engulfed in a hug.

"What's wrong, love?" He asked gently.

"Guys and Dolls. Nightmares." Patton whispered. It was a tough subject.

"Oh."

"I just, wish we could have ended it better...you know?"

"I know hun, but we can't dwell on past events. We must move forward to have a productive life." Logan tried.

"I know, It just still hurts sometimes." Logan knew Patton was hurting, but he couldn't find a way to comfort him in words.

"Come on," Logan said, getting up to reveal his unicorn onesie. Patton gasped.

"I knew you still wore onesies!"

"Well, they're practical garments for cold nights. But that's beside the point. Come one. Let go make you some tea and we can talk about your nightmare." Patton smiled. He rose to his tiptoes to kiss Logan. Patton smiled up at him.

"Thanks, Lo."

"No problem Patton."

-6 packets of green tea

"Deceit~" Remus called from the kitchen. "If you don't come over here right now, I'll spike your tea!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming." Deceit insisted as he entered the kitchen. He took his mug out of Remus' hands just as he was about to pour the vodka in. Deceit propped himself on top of the kitchen counter and gave Remus a disapproving stare as he put more vodka than tea into his cup.

"What? It's good! Trust me." Remus put the empty box of tea packets back into the cupboard. Deceit rolled his eyes as Remus sat next to him.

"Remus, can we talk?"

"Sure thing," Remus said, chugging his drink.

"So, I was thinking about us..."

"Us...oh," Remus said. Their relationship was complicated. They loved each other, but couldn't figure out if it was platonic love or romantic love.

"Well, I was thinking," Deceit continued, "Do you want to try dating?"

"Hmm, let's see.. what will I get from this relationship?" Remus said in his best businessman voice. Deceit giggled.

"Well for one, you'll get some kisses."

"Care to demonstrate?" Deceit rolled his eyes and kissed him. Remus' was caught off guard but almost immediately kissed back. Deceit pulled away, blushing.

"If that was just the free trial, I'm ready to pay for a full subscription," Remus said. Deceit laughed.

"I haven't even told you the rest."

"Oh right!" Remus remembered. "What else is there Mr. Sanders?" Remus asked in his businessman voice.

"Well, kisses, hugs, date nights, and snuggles.." Deceit said trailing off at the end as Remus placed his head on his shoulder.

"I'd like that," Remus said.

"Then do we have a deal?"

"Of course. Do I get to call you my boyfriend?"

"Sure babe."

Written:3/12/20-4/1/20

Published:4/4/20

Word Count: About 1,048