Ship:Intruloceit
Warnings: Swearing, Religious expressions, inhaler, baking
"Alright boys," Janus said with a hand on his hip. Logan and Remus looked up from their slumped positions on the couch. Logan and Remus had been playing video games since 12:00 in the afternoon and looked disheveled from fighting over controllers when the other was winning. Janus rolled his eyes and gestured for them to clean themselves up.
"I am not the only one making dinner tonight" He muttered as he waited for the boys to follow him into the kitchen.
"What do you need help with, love?" Logan sighed as he readjusted his tie.
"Logan, you do the chicken, Remus, you do the cookies, and I'll do the veggies and drinks. Got It?"
"You want me to make cookies? What am I, fucking Patton?" Remus joked.
"Tonight you are." Janus said, throwing a towel in Remus' face.
"Jesus! I was just joking!" Remus grumbled. Janus rolled his eyes and kissed his cheek.
"The recipe is on the fridge. It's your favorite~"
" Really? Chocolate chip?"
"Yes, you basic bitch." Janus said as he watched Remus basically skip to get the ingredients." Janus raised his eyebrows at Logan. Logan gestured to the cook book on the tables and the unwrapped chicken on the table. Janus smiled and kissed Logan on the cheek as well. Lagan smiled and started to prep the chicken.
Side by side the three of them worked. Remus shaped cookie dough into cookie shapes, occasionally eating some. Logan put all the spices on the chicken while Janus washed and cut up some carrots. Remus jokingly bopped Logan and Janus on the nose with cookie dough. It resulted in a chase around the kitchen trying to get Remus back. They ended up catching him and tickling him, which resulted in Remus having to use his inhaler because he was laughing too much.
Janus was almost done cutting all the vegetables when he smelt smoke. Janus whipped his head around to find Remus and Logan standing by the oven with two smoking pans in their hands. Remus was trying to blow the smoke, getting his spit all over them. Logan frantically tried to snuff out the smoke by waving the cookbook over them.
"Seriously guys?" Janus grumbled. He pulled on some oven mitts and shooed them out of the kitchen while he fixed the problem. Remus looked at each other.
"We fucked up." Remus admitted.
"Indeed. We need to do something to make it up to him."
"Agreed." Remus and Logans stood outside the kitchen thinking for a minute. "Wait! I got it! Come with me to the imagination." Remus said, dragging Logan by his tie.
Janus sat in the kitchen watching chicken nuggets spin in the microwave. He tried not to be upset at the boys. They tried their best, but he was still a little annoyed that they broke his favorite oven. He was snapped out of his chicken nugget trance when he heard shuffling in the other room.
"I'm telling you, he's gonna love them!" He heard Remus say from the other room.
"I'm not so sure.. They're a big responsibility. And they shed terribly." Logan said through the walls. Janus walked out of the kicthen to find Logan and Remus covered in mud.
"What happen-'' Janus stopped when he saw two snakes laying in his boyfriends' arms. He gasped and ran over to them.
"Aww you guys.."
"Sorry we burned down the oven." Logan apologized. "I hope you'll forgive us."
"Yes, we're sorry JanJan." Janus rolled his eyes and kissed them botched.
"I forgive you. But you're cleaning up the mess."
Date written: 5/11/20-5/15/20
Date Published: 5/15/20
Word Count: About 600
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