two balls

5.2K 127 11
                                    

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

Weirdly SarcasticWhere stories live. Discover now