neighty eh?

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Most people's first word of the year is 'happy'.

The idea of a ghost may have been started by children whose parents are having sex in the adjacent room and denied having heard the sounds.

The first person to say the word 'cool' must have been really cool because everyone started saying it.

When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.

It's been over a decade and we still haven't introduced bold and italics to text messages. 

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