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The first guy who ever heard a parrot speak must have freaked out.

Fish who are caught and released are the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to be abducted by aliens.

Relatively speaking, ant hills are the size of the pyramids and they have made hundreds of thousands of them.

Peacocks are like rave turkeys.

If all the breeds of dogs descended from just one species of wolf, imagine what it would be like 10,000 years ago when mean decided to domesticate bears instead.

Seals are just mermaid dogs.

Squirrels are like ninja rats with pretty tails.

Sometimes, I see an animal, and I wonder if among that species, that particular dude or girl is considered handsome or pretty.

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