fifty-two shades

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9pm:"I'm going to bed now."

10pm:"I'm going to bed now."

11pm:"I'm going to bed now."

12am:"I'm going to bed now."

1am:"I'm going to bed now."

2am:"I'm going to bed now."

3am:"FUCK."

4am:"FUCK."

5am:"OKAY."

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