{Chapter 3 is coming out tonight, I hope!}~~
Aquarius: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Sagittarius, glaring: ...
Libra, on the other side of the door, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
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Virgo: I was born and raised in Pyris.
Random Person: What part?
Virgo: All of me expect my physical body, he's African American.
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Gemini: I'm going to sing you a song for you all.
Gemini: It's called "My Life So Far".
Gemini: *inhales and plays a chord"
Gemini: *SCREAAMSSS*
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Sagittarius: If you say anything in Spanish it automatically becomes sexy, fancy, and poetic.
Leo: Tortilla.
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Scorpio: I could kill you if I wanted to, Libra.
Libra: Yeah? So could another human being.
Scorpio:
Libra: So could a dog.
Scorpio:
Libra: So could a dedicated duck.
Scorpio:
Libra: You aren't special, Scorpio.
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Aquarius: Hey, are you single?
Gemini, perks up slightly: Yes I am
Aquarius: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]
Aquarius: Thanks!
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Taurus: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Taurus: [bites her hand]
Taurus: This isn't a bagel
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Virgo: Why is Libra always doing the laundry so loudly?
Cancer: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house
Libra, in the distance: [Slams the washing machine shut]
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Sagittarius: [Places a harmless spider outside]
Pisces: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Aries, lifting foot above the spider: Killed without hesitation.
Pisces: NO-
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[Special for x_Quack_x and Audrey_Loves_Virgil ]
Aquarius: DANGET LIBRA
Libra: DAMMIT AQUARIUS
Sagittarius: WHY ARE WE YELLING AND CUSSING AT EACH OTHER
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