Aries: [riding on a horse] I'm on Kayla's horse. Neigh. Neigh.Sadie: Get off the horse.
Aries: I can't... I'm stuck.
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Cancer: I wish I could block people in real life.
Pisces: Restraining order?
Scorpio: *holds up knife* Murder
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Cancer: Hey man, you got any shaving cream?
Virgo: No, I don't like the way it taste.
Cancer: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Virgo: why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.
~~Aquarius: *yells at Fire and Water signs* Your opinions suck guys
Scorpio: awe you thirsty *hold up a glass of water labeled 'Attention'*
Aquarius: What no-
Scorpio: Yes you are *lifts drink to Aquarius face*
Aquarius: *drowning sounds can be heard in the distance*
Sagittarius: *yells* Drink up!
Libra: *also drowns Sagittarius with water*
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Capricorn: *leans over Pisces*Pisces: *leans towards Cap to hug*
Capricorn: I was opening the door for you.
Pisces: oh
~~Gemini: I feel bad for Australians.
Taurus: Why?
Gemini: They had to grow up walking on their hands.
Taurus: ...
Cancer: no-
Taurus: let him finish.
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Virgo: I never know what to say to people at funeralsLibra: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and move on
Virgo: *later at a funeral* I'm sorry for your loss, move on
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Sagittarius: Can you do a weird favor for me without asking any questions?Leo: isn't that the bedrock of which this friendship was founded upon
~~Kim's grandmother: Hello, people who do not live here! I gave you (Scorpio) a key for you only.
Pisces and Cancer: ...
Scorpio: Pisces and Cancer are my friends and we were hungry.
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Me: There are nine chairs and twelve zodiacs. What do you do?Gemini: Have everyone stand.
Libra: Bring in three more chairs.
Leo: The most important people can sit down. (According to Leo: Leo, Aries, Sag, Scorpio, Pieces, Cancer, Taurus, Virgo, and Libra.)
Scorpio: Kill three. (According to Scorps: Aquarius, Capricorn, and Virgo)
~~Pisces: you better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT now.
*literally anyone*: or what?
Pisces: I'll.. ill... cry and I really don't want to be embarrassed right now.
Capricorn: *hands Pie a stuffed fish*
~~Libra: Everyone, what is Gemini's shirt color?
Taurus: Grey
Aquarius: Grey
Leo: Grey
Libra: uh-huh. Now Gemini tell them what you said your shirt color was?
Gemini: ... dark white
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