Sanders Sides One Shots(HIATUS)

this is why I usually don't do chapter titles (analogical)

Warning: God's name will be used in vain here.

Logan lay on his bed, contemplating the human brain.
Sure, it was the strongest brain on Earth, but it had too many flaws. chinks in the armor. Loopholes. The human brain had too many feelings.

There was nothing wrong with Patton, or the way he contributed to Thomas. He had learned that from the Sanders Sides videos he had been in. In fact, Logan had been the problem.

But whenever Patton talked about feelings, Logan didn't get it. He had never felt much of anything before. He was logic. His only purpose was to make sense of the world. So why didn't he understand feelings?

Loan knew that Patton would tell him that the world wasn't a book. Nothing was supposed to fit exactly into place. Patton would tell them all that feelings were what made humans the most intelligent species on Earth, Because feelings were what brought people together in the first place.

But Logan knew that feelings were just chemical reactions in the brain. So when he started having fluttery sensations in his stomach, Logan passed it off as some sort of illness or allergic reaction.

Why did the human brain have to be so difficult?

Even if you were the embodiment of knowledge, even if you were literally logic, you still felt things. You associated emotions like happiness and love with certain tidbits of knowledge. For example, Thomas had always associated the pride flag and his knowledge of himself being gay with love, and certain... other things as forbidden(Cough Remus cough).

Logan has no choice but to feel those things too.

But how can you be the solution if you're also the problem? Why are different aspects of the brain so similar if they all represented different things?

Again the answer came to him after a minute of thinking: it was because they were all a part of the same brain.

Thomas was so extroverted and full of feelings and thoughts that all the different facets of his personality spilled into each other. After all, they were all part of the same figurative crystal: Thomas.

Lol I made the mistake of listening to Dead Mom(Beetlejuice), Stay Alive Reprise, and It's Quiet Uptown(both Hamilton) all after one another and now I'm sobbing

Logan felt a wetness on his cheek, breaking his train of thought. He reached up and felt a tear drip down his cheek. Shock.

He had never felt anything so strong.

Instantly he got up and dashed out into the hallway, looking at the three other doors. Surprisingly Virgil's was the only door that was cracked open. Faint humming could be heard from the room. Cautiously Logan opened the door. Instantly he saw Virgil sitting on his bed, headphones in, humming what sounded like "I'm not okay(I promise)"

Suddenly Logan felt a burst of emotions, happiness and confusion and nervousness and something else that he didn't know. His stomach figuratively turned circles inside his body. Suddenly his face felt like it was on fire. Another tear escaped his eye and he blinked it away hurriedly. Quickly he left the room as if he had never been there, and pressed his forehead against the wall. Somehow the cool solidness of the wall calmed him down. Slowly he took a breath to collect himself and slowly knocked on the door to Virgils room.

A few seconds later, Virgil opened the door and looked at Logan, confused. "Logan? Are those tears? Are you okay?"

Instantly Logan noticed things he hadn't before, like the way Virgil's purple bangs hid his beautiful brown eyes and his eyeshadow and his perfectly shaped face and the way he swung his arms when he walked and how cute he was and why had he never noticed? Suddenly Logan felt a desire to grab Virgil's face, his perfect, perfect face, and kiss his lips so hard because that was what he had wanted for as long as he could remember.

What? No! I-I why are my thoughts going so fast what is wrong with me why do I feel so many things at once?!!

"No-nothing Virgil. I am satisfactory."

"No you aren't." Virgil grabbed Logan's arm and pulled him into his room. Logan's heart figuratively exploded in his chest, but he didn't resist as Virgil sat him on the bed. "Tell me what's wrong."

"I-I feel-" Logan's words were all a jumble.

"You feel?" Virgil said. "I thought you couldn't!" There was a hint of something in his voice... maybe contempt or even hope?

Logan took a shaky breath. "Contrary to popular belief, it seems I can... feel things."

"Like what?" Virgil pushed.

"I-if I told you, you'd hate me." Logan admitted. Why did I tell him that?

"I could never hate you. I swear."

Logan could stand it no longer. Impulsively he moved his lips forward and pressed them to Virgil's for a millisecond, then just as quickly backed away. What did I just do? He thought, panicking. He stood up and started to bolt out of the room, tears streaming out of his eyes, when Virgil grabbed his arm

Virgil stood and spun Logan into a passionate kiss. Logan's face was burning hot but he melted into the kiss, placing his hand on Virgil's cheek. It was as hot as his. Virgil pulled Logan closer and put his hand in his hair. Logan felt the most intense feeling he had ever felt: burning, passionate love. He loved Virgil because he was so caring and so... well... like himself. He was critical and stern on the outside, but if you dig deeper you would find Virgil as his best self, the kind of person who would do this.

Eventually they broke apart. Tears of happiness streamed down both side's faces. "My god, do you know how long I've been waiting for that?"

Logan blinked in surprise. "Love me-you?"

"Of course I love you, dork! would I do that to a person I didn't love?" Virgil said, pulling Logan into a hug. Logan rested his head on his shoulder and sighed, closing the distance between them.

Me: runs in with a bowl of jell-o and a Pepsi

​​​​​​ All my readers: oh goodness wut have you done now

Me: no time to explain! I just wanna thank you guys for like 30 reads within the first two days of posting this piece of crap! Honestly I don't know how I did it because this stuff is bad lol. I also want you to know that 1. I have nothing against Logince, Demus, and Remile... I just have no idea how to write them. If I figure out how to write them without it being super awkward I definitely will, but at the moment I am clueless so I will work on that. 2. My creativity is basically nonexistent so literally any suggestions will help don't be afraid! There is a high chance (like 80%) that I will post it within a couple days. I love you all so much!