Sanders Sides One Shots(HIATUS)

Minecraft Beds(Sleepceit)

Whoooooooo boi you all better be ready for some intense fluff. I hope your teeth rot.

Human AU

this is basically a meme. Yeet. And yes there's a LOT of Minecraft. Written by someone who may or may not have just spent three hours watching Smallishbeans stream instead of doing math like they were supposed to.

TW: Drinking(juice boxes), swearing, God's name used in vain, Janus is a bean, bad writing. Oh and a sexual innuendo from yours truly. I'm not sorry.

     Janus pulled the beanie hat onto his head, yanking his jacket tighter around himself. It wasn't normal for an eight year old to be this self-conscious,  but then again Janus wasn't really a normal eight year old. He had been born with Vitiligo, and the entire left side of his face was an ashy grey color. Plus he had heterochromatic eyes, his right a deep brown and his left a piercing neon almost-yellow green. These differences had always set him apart from everyone else.

     But today those differences met nothing, because he was having a sleepover with his best friend.

     Remy was slurping a Capri Sun, watching the TV screen intently. He also had a lollipop in his mouth. Janus didn't really get why he simultaneously sucked two things at once(I can already visualize the comments, my fellow dirty minded heathens. I'm not sorry. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).), but he vibed with it. His black leather jacket was carelessly hanging off his arms, and Janus could see his bare upper arms. His sunglasses were sliding off his nose, and he had a crooked smile on his face as he expertly handled the controller.

     Was it weird that Janus thought that he was really pretty?

     He shook the thought off. It was weird to think like that about another boy, right? Didn't boys usually love girls?

     Remy grinned and handed Janus an Xbox controller. "You've played Minecraft before, right?"

     "Yeah." Janus's older brother Virgil had a PS4, and he let him play Minecraft from time to time.

     "Sweet." Remy smirked, starting a new survival world and naming it "J+R". Janus felt his face flush but he blamed the heat and brushed it off.

      "You wanna go get some wood?" Remy asked, digging straight down despite the fact that you should never dig straight down and that he didn't even have a pickaxe.

      "Sure." Janus nodded, guiding his character to a nearby tree trunk and forcing him to punch the log with bare hands until it yielded its fruits, or in this case wood. He quickly made a crafting table and handed Remy a pickaxe so that he could continue mining straight down.

     "You might fall into lava..." Janus warned him.

     Remy smirked. "Only cowards think that mining straight down is risky. Best way to diamonds!"

     "You only have a wooden pickaxe."

     "I pride myself on defying any and all social norms."

     "Well, society is a lie, so do whatever you want."

     "Could you yeet me some sticks?"

      Miraculously, Remy got to bedrock level without dying. Plus he got some iron.

     "How are you going to get back up?" Janus asked.

     Remy slurped his Capri sun. "I have my ways."

     While Remy mined away underground, Janus found some iron and made some shears. He refused to kill sheep for wool, as he did not believe in animal cruelty, so he was forced to shear them in order to make beds. Remy had somehow made his way back to the surface, and he smelted iron while Janus built them a little wooden hut, just big enough for a couple of chests and two beds.