Sanders Sides One Shots(HIATUS)

Impulse- Anxiet

Sympathy for Deceit week day 2 ❤️❤️
WARNINGS: Censored swearing, panic attack

I don't think this would ever happen with the real sides because Virgil hates Deceit but hey a person can dream bout their two favorites dating right?

Virgil: not right *hisses at Deceit*

Logan: falsehood

Patton: maybe... dream about something else kiddo?

Roman: NO PANIC AT THE EVERYWHERE IS MINE

Remus: NO SLIMY BOI IS MINE

Deceit:......

Thomas: hi! What'd I miss

Roman: Starts singing Hamilton

Deceit sat up. Instantly he knew something was wrong. He looked by his bedside table and sighed. Of course. Roman took my hat again.

Quickly Deceit got dressed and walked past Remus's room. He quickly peeked inside. He wasn't there, which meant that Thomas was probably watching a movie or reading a book.

Deceit rose up just in time to see Roman wiggle his hat between his fingers. "Anyone wanna vote on what we're gonna do next?"

Deceit swooped in. "Oh g- I was looking for this!" He snapped, snatching his hat away from Roman. Virgil hissed at the sight of him.

Deceit ignored him. "Don't touch my sh*t" he ordered, flipping his hat onto his head and walking away.

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"Where's Virgil?" There was a pounding on Deceit's door.

Deceit sighed and got up to open it. He saw Roman standing there with his hands on his hips. "Where is he?" He demanded.

"In here." Deceit snapped sarcastically, trying to shut the door.

Roman stopped him. "Was that a lie?"

"What do you think?"

Roman sighed. "You're impossible."

Deceit smirked at Roman and morphed into Virgil for a second, winking at Princey. Then he shifted back into his normal body, shutting the door.

He grabbed one of his books about philosophy. Flipping to the pages about Kant, he began to read...

Suddenly Deceit heard a small noise. He got up, suspicious. It was coming from his closet.

Deceit opened the door and almost screamed at what he saw. "REMUS WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO TO VIRGIL?" He screeched.

Virgil was lying on the floor of Deceit's closet, bound in a long receipt from CVS. His mouth was duct-taped shut, and his eyes were closed. But worst of all, there was something growing on the right side of his face...

Deceit scooped the anxious side up and ran downstairs.

Roman gasped. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" He screeched, running over to Virgil and glaring at Deceit.

"I'm not telling the truth! Remus didn't f***ing put him in my goddamn room!" Deceit snapped.

"Why am I supposed to believe you?" Roman cried, looking at Virgil in horror.