A/N: So this week I was going to go without a chapter so I could work on season 3... and then this OVA was released. XD Of course I had to do it, it was in my original plan. Hope you enjoy, and stick around next week for the beginning of season 3... (sidenote: I'm planning to do the Zombieman murder chapter next time.)
Of all the things to cause a huge problem, a bag of chips was not high on Ayano's list.
It all started with Saitama when he struggled to open a bag of chips. On the front of the bag were images of various S Class heroes.
Ayano stared at him. "Are you okay, Master?"
"I'm trying to open this without using too much strength, or it'll burst," Saitama told her.
"Could you be checking to see if they made a trading card of you?" Genos asked, looking up from washing the dishes. He walked over, kneeling down to stare at the chips. "Shall I call the store and order the whole supply?"
"That's not the point, Genos," Saitama said, making a face. "You're so... how should I say it... slow on the uptake? Naive?"
The bag suddenly exploded open, sending chips flying in all different directions. Saitama reached out, grabbing the chips at super speed. However, one of the chips went flying towards Genos' head.
CRACK!
Saitama's hand knocked Genos' head, sending him flying backwards. He crashed into the ground, lying down.
"Huh?" Saitama asked, staring at his male disciple. "What's wrong, Genos?"
"I think you accidentally knocked him out," Ayano told her master.
"I did?" Saitama asked.
Genos suddenly sat up, seemingly back to normal.
"You okay?" Saitama asked him.
"Who the Hell are you?" Genos asked.
"Huh?" Saitama asked, going pale. "Who am I?"
"Yes, who are you?" Genos repeated.
Saitama gave Ayano a glance.
"Is this a joke?" Saitama drawled. "You don't recognise me, or know who you are?"
"Yeah," Genos said, an out of place grin on his face. "But I got that my name's Genos, and that I'm a cyborg!"
"Why do you sound like a kid?" Saitama asked.
"I'm a cyborg, right?" Genos asked, brightly.
"It's rather unusual to see him so... cheerful," Ayano muttered to Saitama. "Maybe his memory will return if we give him some time."
"Who are you?" Genos asked, facing Ayano. "Are you the bald man's girlfriend?"
"Oh come on, first Sonic, now you?" Saitama groaned. "She's a kid!"
"Hey, is it okay if I read this?" Genos asked, holding up some manga.
"Uh... sure, go ahead." Saitama shrugged.
Genos opened the manga, flicking through it.
Hmm, perhaps this could work to my advantage, Ayano thought, observing him closely. If he doesn't know who I am... then he'll be easy to fool.
"So, why am I here again?" Genos asked.
"Well, you came and insisted that I make you my disciple," Saitama told him.
"You shittin' me?!" Genos yelled, slamming the manga on the ground. From what Ayano could tell, it was a manga about bad boys. "I'm your freaking disciple?! No way would I ever become the disciple of a guy whose face I could draw in twenty seconds!"
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One Punch Simulator
FanfictionAyano Aishi has never been able to feel emotions. She has always been... empty. Then her entire life changes when she witnesses Saitama defeat a monster with one punch. For the first time, she feels something. And now she knows what she wants: to be...