Trick or Treat - The Annual Teen Massacre

Chapter Two - Quick Announcement

Chapter Two 

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 25th Annual Trick or Treat night! This is your host Peter Gibbiwibbs. It's the one night a year where the parents dress up and receive candy from the kids! And I have to say, the candy this year tastes delicious! I can't wait until this is all over and I can just put my teeth into the delicious sugary goodness!

As you all know, this event has a lot of history. It started out as a fun event where children went to people's homes and get all kinds of candy from the parents. They would dress up and some would even sing songs or scare the people in the house. But almost thirty years ago almost all sugar mysteriously disappeared. Now every year only a small amount of highly concentrated balls of sugar, wrapped in a colorful piece of candy will be delivered to your home by one of the many thirteen year olds that attend this joyful night. 

I shall explain the course of tonight's event for those who are tuning in for the first time. In a few minutes, all the teenagers who have reached the age of thirteen the last 364 days will soon be delivering candy to many lucky homes. Only one piece of candy is allowed from every child per household and don't forget to scan in the barcodes before going to bed folks. The children's lives depend on it! When a piece of candy isn't scanned in, the child cannot finish this night, and thus will be electrocuted at 6AM sharp by their GPS. But you wouldn't let that happen would you? Don't forget anyone refusing to scan receives the same punishment. But why would you want to?

Once a teenager has entered your front lawn you're free to do with them as you please. You could just receive the candy as any loving father and mother would. But as you know this is the only time in the year that you're allowed to harm the kids any way you like for things they might have done to you in the past! So if they have broken a window or are just very annoying brats, feel free to whatever harm you feel fit when they enter your garden. And who knows, maybe I will allow the single people to roam the streets again this year.

So don't hold yourself back and tear off an ear if one teen has screamed too loudly in your ear once. Cut off a leg with a chainsaw if they ever rang your doorbell and ran away. The possibilities are endless! Just make sure it all happens inside your lawn, or you'll be registered as an assaulter or even murderer! But other than that just enjoy the night, dear parents!

Also, if a kid violates any law in your vicinity, like say, kicks you or hits you in the stomach, you're free to go outside your front yard and take back the dignity you've lost to him or her! Even killing is on the table. 

Now, this year, I'm allowed to introduce one extra rule that has been leaked out last week. Every adult who is not married must kill at least ten children this night or they lose their rights to live. Just get the resentment of not having a wife or husband out of your system tonight. This also counts for couples who don't have children, but they only have to kill five children each. Mind you as long as you're in a costume that is! It should be spooky and fun at the same time! 

Now that everyone is informed let me just say : Happy Halloween and to all a good Trick or Treat! May the most worthy kids win and the pigs and sheep be slaughtered!"