HOO characters as things me and my family have said

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Percy: *in pool, splashing water violently* I can't stop mom, I'm Elsa!

Jason: You see how my nose is a bit crooked? It's because when I was a kid, I used to throw bricks up in the air and run under them.

Piper: *walks out of room, eyes covered in black eyeshadow* Frank: *screams*

Annabeth: Fabulous grammar, exceptional use of that word! Percy: Thanks! Annabeth: I wAS BEING SARCASTIC

Leo: *tells terrible joke* everybody: ... Leo: *walks out of room* noBODY LOVES ME

Hazel: I don't wanna smack you, because that's mean, but I will.

Nico: *walks into room with black eyeliner and dark clothes on* It's not a phase. *MCR starts blasting*

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