Saturday mornings were never special, until Lizzie starts dating Jonny Goodman and goes to Friday Night Dinner. Saturday mornings which were once for hangovers and the walk of shame, have now become lounging in bed with the love of her life and turn...
A/N: I don't usually put warnings on this story since in the show there is a lot of swearing, but near the end I use the C word very often. I'm really sorry if it offends anyone!
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"So, Adam's on cheese, you're on cake and I'm on biscuits," I tell Jonny as we walk down the bread isle of the local co-op.
"I don't know how mum hasn't figured out he's not following his diet already," he mutters, close behind me.
"The things women in love believe," I joke as I put the Bourbons in the basket, I turn around and he mutters a small 'oi' "what love?" he bends down and kisses me, wrapping the arm with the basket around my waist causing it to hit my arse "Ow,"
"Sorry sweetheart,"
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"Hi!" Jonny shouts when he opens the door and Martin nearly jumps out of his skin after coming out of the loo
"Oh Christ!"
Adam comes out as well
"Alright Pussface? Females?" Jonny points inside the toilet
"No actually,"
"Dad's drugs," Jonny realises and motions for me to take the food out of my coat
"Dad's drugs," Adam agrees as I take the bag out of my inside pocket, I go to hand them to Martin when something catches my eye
"Why's there a sledgehammer by the coat rack?"
"For my sledgehammering, now hurry up before Jackie sees!" I hand them over "Both?" he asks and I nod before he runs into the loo again
"Hi Jonny, Lizzie!" Jackie greets as she comes towards us. Kissing Jonny's cheek and half hugging me.
"Hi mum,"
"Hi Jackie," I take my coat off and hang it up.
"So, what's the big news?"
"Thanks Lizzie," Martin mutters when he comes out of the loo, then seeing Jackie "Oh, hello my darling,"
"You alright Martin?"
"Oh yes, just doing a toilet," he goes back in and we here the toilet flush before he comes back out "there," Jackie stares "I'll put my shirt on,"
"So, anyway my news,"
"Oh yes, your news," Jackie remembers
"Yes, my news," Jonny starts whistling and stands on the stairs, gesturing for me to come up on the step below, so I comply but lean on the wall.
"So, you know how I'm the younger brother but I'm the only one with a proper job,"
