Saturday mornings were never special, until Lizzie starts dating Jonny Goodman and goes to Friday Night Dinner. Saturday mornings which were once for hangovers and the walk of shame, have now become lounging in bed with the love of her life and turn...
A/N: I really enjoyed the new episode and I forgot how much I loved having unseen episodes. Also, Tom Rosenthal (actor who plays Jonny) looked really good in it, like really good. What did you guys think?
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My life has now become watching shit movies whilst eating Ben and Jerry's after work. People at work have actually somehow noticed that I'm not okay, but oh well. The same thoughts circled around my mind for the next few weeks - Jonny Goodman was going to propose, Jonny Goodman also blew me off for his boss who it is heavily implied he cheated on me with, Jonny Goodman also explained himself and he didn't cheat, Jonny Goodman wanted money so he could buy me a ring so he could propose, Jonny Goodman was going to Propose to me. And so, it went around in circles. Today was Friday and normally, before everything I would be sat at a dining table, making terrible jokes and dealing with the weekly shit show. I missed it, I missed him.
I sigh and check my phone, finding a text from Adam.
Pussface - Dad's drying fish and Crazytits thinks her and Jonny are dating - he can't get rid of her. Mum's mentioned you five times already and every time Jonny just looks really miserable.
I go to respond but another message comes through
Pussface - Grandma is dancing with Jonny to the news
Me - Brilliant. Push crazytits of a bridge, or run her over. Whichever works best for you.
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Pussface - Update: Grandma fell in my boot looking for her yogurts, then my car got toed and Crazytits has cut her own hair
Me - oh, I want to see that
Pussface - come and see, she's coming around
Me - Adam, quite frankly no
Pussface - come on, Jonny's miserable it's honestly quite sad
Me - Sad like you or unhappy sad?
Pussface - 1) It's good for business 2) Unhappy sad. Please come around
Me - Okay....
And so, I do, I put an old coat on with my black converse and when I get there, I text Adam.
"Yes! You actually came," Adam celebrates "Crazytits is here, so you may have to hide,"
"Where?" Adam points inside the cupboard when I open it, I see the fish he was talking about "Adam no,"
"Too late," he shoves me in as Jackie calls him back into the living toom. I keep a gap in it to breathe fresh air and to watch what's happening.
"It's a beautiful morning!" I hear grandma say "who's this nice young man?" She asks and I nearly choke, realising she must be talking about Liz
