taellypop dat demon sister of mine broke my controller
jkisjk she did u a favor
jkisjk ur terrible at overwatch
jkisjk stopped u from embarrassment
taellypop my hands r god
taellypop ha that's what she said!
jkisjk u have poop hands
jkisjk n that's wat u wish she said
taellypop why u gotta kill my buzz
jkisjk what is ur buzz
taellypop i was born with my buzz
taellypop big dick buzz
jkisjk whyyyyyyy
taellypop omg she just threw her damn toy at me!
taellypop wtf r babies!
jkisjk sperm and egg melded together
taellypop like cookie dough?
jkisjk ew no gross
taellypop if u think about it, having babies is like a recipe
jkisjk I-
taellypop ingredients: one egg, one uterus, one sperm
taellypop procedure: hot steamy sex without a condom
taellypop after the procedure please wait 9 months for a disaster to pop out of ur coochy
taellypop see? a recipe
jkisjk i swear u make me lose brain cells
taellypop i just taught u knowledge
jkisjk u just taught me nothing
jkisjk it is not a recipe
taellypop it is
taellypop my future kids are going to be taught the recipe
jkisjk their minds will be corrupted
taellypop and juicy
jkisjk im taking a nap
jkisjk u give me a headache
taellypop dream about my delicious recipe yum~
jkisjk no thank u
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Fanfiction"we are the best dickers!" "why r we friends?" best friends just texting each other and ya know...best friends can be more than just friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) taekook/taeshook/ahotmess lots of sexual jokes and just dumbness d: enjoy(:
