taesty unpopular opinion but fries are gross
jkisjk i never understood how u dont like fries, butter
taesty jungkoooook
taesty don't call meeee butter
jkisjk but ur as smooth as butter
taesty NOT BY CHOICE
jkisjk butter
taesty well whatever
taesty i can butter someone's bread
jkisjk or u can just melt and soak the bread, ruining it forever
taesty unpopular opinion: u are a buzzkill
jkisjk unpopular opinion: u are a crackhead
taesty u know how to tie a tie
jkisjk yea
taesty lucky
taesty i can't tie this for shit
jkisjk aunt's wedding?
taesty yeah
taesty my mom wants me to fix this tie but idk how
taesty fuck it
taesty i give up
jkisjk lol
taesty u should've came!
taesty i invited youuuu
jkisjk i don't do formal events
taesty u could do it if I'm there (((:
jkisjk hmmm idk bout that
taesty rude
taesty this cake looks bomb tho
taesty i want my wedding cake to be all chocolate
jkisjk ew no
jkisjk that's too much chocolate
taesty all chocolate with a chocolate fountain next to chocolate covered strawberries and chocolate truffles
jkisjk dont ever invite me to ur imaginary wedding
taesty it will be real!
taesty my cake will be taesty
jkisjk i want an ice cream cake
taesty how u gonna present an ice cream cake?
jkisjk simple
jkisjk take it out the freezer and enjoy
taesty u dont even want a wedding
jkisjk unpopular opinion: weddings are a waste of time and money
taesty: unpopular opinion: weddings are beautiful events that give couples that opportunity to showcase their love
jkisjk just elope
taesty ur wife will hate u
jkisjk she wouldn't be my wife if she didn't agree
jkisjk ohhhhh
taesty savage bastard
taesty uck
taesty my future uncle looks like a troll
jkisjk wat could u do?
taesty i could've exposed my aunt's whorish ass
taesty makes me want to crash this wedding
jkisjk do it
taesty omg no
taesty donkey would kick me into the next galaxy that is after the galaxy after us
jkisjk WoW lol
jkisjk just do it
taesty jeon
jkisjk kim
jkisjk step up kim
jkisjk own up to ur words!
taesty oml
taesty I DID IT
jkisjk FR U DID?
taesty i called her out and apparently, some other ppl in our family has beef too
taesty even donkey!
jkisjk LOL
taesty im runnin 4 my life
taesty IM SUCH A DICK
jkisjk im the one who made u do it!
taesty omg right
taesty WE ARE THE BEST DICKERS
jkisjk DONT CALL US THAT
taesty TBD FOREVER
jkisjk no
taesty im being chased by my aunt
taesty THE LEAST U COULD DO IS CHEER
jkisjk ugh
jkisjk TBD FOREVER
taesty YEAH
taesty oop im dead
jkisjk rip tae
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Fanfic"we are the best dickers!" "why r we friends?" best friends just texting each other and ya know...best friends can be more than just friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) taekook/taeshook/ahotmess lots of sexual jokes and just dumbness d: enjoy(:
