taesty u know jungkook
taesty i love u man
jkisjk woah
taesty no homo tho
taesty i just thought of how good our friendship is
jkisjk u right
jkisjk love u too bro
jkisjk but no homo tho
taesty ha it rhymed
taesty speaking of homo
taesty yo the dude who just moved next door is gaaaay
jkisjk judging
taesty nah man
taesty this dude left his window wide open just so i could see him naked
jkisjk how u know he did it on purpose
taesty DO U TURN TO UR WINDOW WITH UR ARMS BEHIND UR HEAD WITH UR DICKLEG HANGING
jkisjk lol
jkisjk that is pretty suspicious
taesty dude said he wants to walk with me to school
taesty i think nOt
taesty what if he tries to rape me or smth!
jkisjk u shouldn't let urself get raped!
taesty ofc i won't but he giving me some creeper vibes
taesty maybe he's like that girl from the movie orphan
taesty a 30 year old posing as a 17 year old
jkisjk u watch too much movies
taesty they're gooood
taesty especially pineapple express
jkisjk yeaah especially pineapple express
taesty omg
taesty he just called for me
jkisjk he did?
taesty NO
taesty HE CALLED ME A CUTIE
jkisjk gross man
jkisjk close ur window
taesty demon sister broke it
taesty idk how
taesty he just asked me IF I WANTED TO SEE SMTH
taesty i feel like he just finna jump into my goddamn room
taesty OJDIEOAKOEH
jkisjk jesus tae
jkisjk wat is going on?
taesty HE WHIPPED OUT THE STICK
taesty I REPEAT HE WHIPPED OUT THE STICK
jkisjk leave. ur. room.
jkisjk ur lucky im near ur house
taesty awesome
taesty cuz i just kind of told him that i have a boyfriend
jkisjk WHY
taesty no homo tho
taesty LOOK HE STOPPED
taesty THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
jkisjk BRUH NOW IT'S GONNA LOOK WEIRD WHEN I GO OVER THERE
taesty NO MAN WE GUCCI
taesty wait he still here
taesty oml he said he can be a better man for me
jkisjk he just lowkey dissed me
taesty r u here?
jkisjk yeah donkey let me in
taesty LET'S TEACH HIM THAT YOU'RE THE BETTER ONE
jkisjk no homo tho
taesty no homo
YOU ARE READING
TBD
Fanfiction"we are the best dickers!" "why r we friends?" best friends just texting each other and ya know...best friends can be more than just friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) taekook/taeshook/ahotmess lots of sexual jokes and just dumbness d: enjoy(:
