taesty i see three of my hands
jkisjk oh no
jkisjk did u drink?
taesty i came back from my jog and i grabbed a water bottle
taesty i don kno wha was in da bottle
jkisjk did u drink all of it?
taesty oh yeeess
taesty it burned thoooo
jkisjk u drank alcohol idiot
taesty wo w
taesty like in one of my fantaesies
jkisjk even when drunk ur the same
taesty im not drunk
taesty im just...incapable of knowbege
jkisjk totally
jkisjk sleep it off
taesty me not sleepy
taesty im wasted
jkisjk very wasted
taesty I WANNA GET CHOCOLATE WASTED
jkisjk again u watch too much movies
taesty there's a huge sour patch in da corner
taesty it ta lked
jkisjk u r absolutely gone
taesty IT KNOWS MY NAME
jkisjk someone save this boy
taesty OMGJSIOSK
taesty THE SOUR PATCH KIDS ARE ATTACKING MEEUEJK
taesty CALL THE AMBULAMB
taesty THEY HAVE CONQUERED MY EXISTENCE
taesty kdkskwjjwijwjwms
jkisjk dear god....
taesty Jungkook right?
taesty It's Mrs. Kim
jkisjk hey second momma!
taesty don't tell anyone about this incident
taesty his father likes to drink too much
jkisjk i know lol
jkisjk my mouth is sealed
taesty thanks Jungkook
taesty and do me a favor please?
jkisjk yeah?
taesty bring some of your mother's ginger tea
taesty it's the best for hangovers
jkisjk alrighty
jkisjk on my way over
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TBD
Fanfiction"we are the best dickers!" "why r we friends?" best friends just texting each other and ya know...best friends can be more than just friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) taekook/taeshook/ahotmess lots of sexual jokes and just dumbness d: enjoy(:
