taellypop juuuunnnnnggggkkoooookkkkk
taellypop u up?
taellypop wake up!
taellypop it's an emergenC
taellypop i need my friend!!
taellypop wake up u GOOBER
jkisjk tf do u want
taellypop help me
taellypop donkey and pinocchio r mating
jkisjk oh gross
jkisjk u hear it?
taellypop YES
taellypop donkey lives up to her name and pinocchio sounds like a damn bear wrestling for meat!
jkisjk aw
jkisjk at least ur parents still get it on
taellypop so u want to hear them??
jkisjk nah
jkisjk just want to see if they even like each other
taellypop be my guest
taellypop take my damn place
jkisjk not if it sounds like a damn farm
taellypop save meeee
jkisjk cover ur ears
taellypop no literally
taellypop im outside in furry demon's castle
jkisjk why
taellypop look i was taking him on a walk and when i got home i heard the mating call of a cow
jkisjk first of all why the hell u taking him on a walk so late
taellypop i was borreed
taellypop now im stuck
jkisjk go back inside
taellypop no
jkisjk ur loss
jkisjk gn
taellypop wait
taellypop OH MY GOD JUNGKOOK
taellypop THERE'S A BIG MOMMA SPIDER IN FRONT OF THE DOGHOUSE
taellypop JSIIEIWIWJ HELP
jkisjk kill it
taellypop ITS AS BIG AS MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK
jkisjk wtf
jkisjk stop exaggerating
taellypop ITS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
taellypop at my funeral, make sure strippers perform
jkisjk uggggghhhhhhhh
jkisjk u r so needy
jkisjk im omw
jkisjk tae?
taellypop its inside
taellypop i want to cry
taellypop oh thank god it went back outside
jkisjk spider prob not even dat big
taellypop i hope u brought thor's hammer to kill it
jkisjk rlly?
jkisjk it's too late for this shit
taellypop srry bud
taellypop ur a good friend
jkisjk ok so...
jkisjk u weren't lying
jkisjk that's a big bitch
taellypop SEE
jkisjk how do u expect me to save u?
taellypop give em a jk chop
jkisjk hell no
jkisjk i ain't goin near that
taellypop OHJJHHJRJR
jkisjk i threw a rock at ur fence
taellypop sweet guacamole
taellypop it heard it
jkisjk ooh it's coming back
jkisjk RUN FOOL
taellypop im halfway to ur house!
taellypop i see u
taellypop catch up slow poke
jkisjk just wait till we get inside
taellypop again, at my funeral get strippers
taellypop preferably big boobed ones
jkisjk ur dead
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Fanfiction"we are the best dickers!" "why r we friends?" best friends just texting each other and ya know...best friends can be more than just friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) taekook/taeshook/ahotmess lots of sexual jokes and just dumbness d: enjoy(:
