"Drake!!!" Ludwig called as soon as he got home, slamming the door open with one hand.
"Yes vati!" A shout was followed by a head with dirty blonde hair popping out of the room.
"Come here!" Ludwig demanded in a commanding military way, he eyed the teenage boy wearily moving to stand in front of him. Ludwig made a cough before looking at him, "Virst, what are jou wearing?"
Drake is wearing a white Kenzo shirt that was tucked into his bape camouflage military joggers and paired with red bottoms. He is what you would call a hypebeast when he's at home or when he's not fighting or in war.
"Umm there clothes??" Drake answered, with confusion, just confusion.
Ludwig then narrowed his eyes at him, "Vere jou trading with France again?"
"I had no choice vati, he literally was so broke that he just sent a whole ship full of clothes to us instead of money." Drake answered honestly, looking him in the eye before emphasizing further on, "And then I told mutti-"
"Jou tell her and not me." Ludwig sighed, crossing his arms with a disappointed look.
"Nein, it was a long time ago and zhe thought only crossed my mind." Drake said, earning an eye roll from his dad, he brought his hands in front of him signaling to wait, "But after giving the clothes to mutti, she told them in her country and jou know how the tourists and locals are...?"
"Ja.."
"Vell, mutti's decided to make them overpriced and all of the markets is rising and France is not broke anymore,so he owes us." Drake says proudly.
"Jou mean your mother?" Ludwig corrected firmly making his son's shoulder slump.
"Ja, he owes mutti big time. Only mutti can sell overpriced things to make a benefit, tourism has increased 23% every year."
"Speaking of mutti..." Ludwig began, drawing Drake's attention "She has gone mad."
Drake blinked, and then made a face. "This isn't about me missing the world meetings, right??"
"Nein- JOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO TO THEM! JOU CAN'T JUST LIVE OFF THE ALLIES JOU HAVE!" Ludwig scolded, using his pointing finger to emphasize his point.
"But vati I don't want to meet other countries I'm fine with my trading partners," Drake complained.
"Jou can get better partners than France and America."
"But zhey're rich and powerful."
"Nein, just the other day Austria sent me a message."
Drake rolled his eyes hearing the mentioned nation, "You mean the country who plays piano 24/7?"
"Nein, just listen. Jou need some friends of your own."
"Friends? You needs them, I have my trading partners, my allies, mutti and vati and my uncles. I'll be just fine!" Drake insisted, then he pouted.
"Okay, let's talk about this when your mutti comes home."
"Vait where is mutti?" Drake asked looking around and behind him.
Ludwig took a breath before letting it out "Hancock is visiting your grandfather."
Drake sweatdropped, "I have a grandpa??"
Ludwig raised his eyebrow, "China, remember him?"
"The commi??" Drake guessed but then shook his head, "nein that was Russia. Nooo I don't remember him, his name rings no bells!"
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The health-giving country [Hetalia]
FanfictionHancock Wang-Beilschmidt is the personification of Goa, Germany's beloved wife, China's proclaimed daughter and sister to Japan, Korea, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Goa is a country that is beloved by all nations and is most known for its advanced healthc...