The health-giving country [Hetalia]

Scary storylines

"It makes me really happy knowing more people are watching our horror movies these days," Canada said.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Canada."

There is a movie scattered 'scAtTeRs' with a horned monster of sorts on the cover.

"Wait a minute, you're saying this is a Canadian movie? Figured it was from Hollywood." Xelin thought making Canada sulk.

"It's alright Canada, I'm sure he didn't mean it," Goa reassured the country.

"Oh its alright, I'm kinda used to it," Canda replied, sulking further.

France put a hand on his shoulder "I understand, please know at least one of us appreciates the charm of your movies." he winked.

"You mean it France?"

"The setups of your cinematic works are so elaborate. Where there is tray level, exceptional more elaborate and in the end.. destroyed! Thrown away!"

Canada sweated, "Uh yeah, I guess so."

England's Movies

England's horror movies throw curveballs. Even when it appears at first to have a happy ending, when you think about it carefully, often something feels off. When the movie is made collaboratively with Germany, it often has a bad ending. Yeah, when England and Germany work together the movie often has a bad ending.

Italy looked sad, "What's wrong Italy?" Goa asked.

"In the British horror film, the main character died in the end."

"Why are you such a strange, twisted, little wee-child, you must be so lonely," France commented.

"Germany made that movie with me! Blame him!"

"Oh then let's watch the one Germany has" Italy suggested enthusiastically.

Germany's Movies

Bounce bounce bounce

There was just a female lead with her chest bouncing running away from a not-so-scary monster behind a casual dude who had a football under his foot.

"Hey guy~"

"I don't understand..." Goa admitted, "What am I looking at?"

"All the boobs and stereotypical gay guys threw me off!" France exclaimed.

America only laughed while Xelin tried to curl up to a ball and disappear from sheer embarrassment.

Germany clenched his fist then released it a little embarrassed himself, "Fair."

For some reason, their movie's main characters are very often a middle-aged guy and a girl with big boobs, plus a gay guy. Compared to other European countries, Germany sticks to their own unique style. The deaths in their horror movies seem so ridiculous that you almost think, 'Hey, you guys are just screwing around, aren't you?!' Germans may be like that, but their comedies are unexpectedly funny.

France's Movies

"Ahh, the main character died!" Goa exclaimed, devastated.

"You actually liked it?" Germany asked confused.

"Dude, I'm confused, what just happened?" America wondered.

"The art of making the audience fall in love with the main character with beautiful scenes overtime will crush them in the end when their favorite character dies, oh the wonderful role of emotions," France explained, with a twinkle. "This is cinema!"

"What type of psycho are you?"

France looked at Xelin in horror "I don't want to hear that coming from you!"

France makes all sorts of vulgar movies. You think the people were saved when in fact, they weren't. When it's a French movie, you need to give up the thought of the main character being saved. They slowly torture you with scenes that are visually beautiful and mentally disturbing.