The health-giving country [Hetalia]

Are we really playing this game?

[Image is Xelin/Drake, he is a young adult]

"Me?" Xelin asked confused, pointing at himself.

"YOU!"

"What do you mean You," Xelin said again. "Yes, I know I am badass but I don't need that attention."

Being left out of the conversation England also let out a "YOU!" pointing att Xelin.

"Me? Me?" Xelin kept repeating pointing to himself repeatedly.

"Who?" America joined in.

"YOU!" England shouted again

"Me?" America questioned,

"Not you!"

"Who"

"Not me"

"You"

"Ni hao!" China says coming in, then looked at the countries, "Ai yah what is everyone talking about?"

"Me??" Xelin spoke.

China gasped then went closer to Xelin as if taking in his appearance, "It's you"

"Who"

"Me?"

"No, you wanker!"

"You"

"WHO!"

"Ai yah you!"

"Moi?"

"How did it get to you!?"

"Who??"

"Me"

"Are you playing games?" a particular nation asked appearing from the doors.

'RUSSIA' literally all the nations present thought.

"Nah, some of us were just being retarded"

"HEY"

Russia heads turns to Xelin and smiled at him as he put his large hands on top of his head rubbing it, "сын"

"HUH"
"What"

"When"

"Son?!"

" Who?"

"ME?!"

"YOU"

"Wat"

"AHH"

America then shouted gaining everyone's attention, "Wait guys, I think I know what we all can agree on."

"..." the allies and Xelin waited for his response.

"To stop this meaningless I think we all can agree that Goa's hips just make everybody goes crazy."

Then it all went back to shouts.

"That's my mutti!"
"You 'ave such great taste"
"You wanker, you're not supposed to say that out loud!"

"Ai yah! Don't talk about Hancock in that way!"

"It doesn't mean that they belong to you," Russia says with a scary aura making everyone cower away in fear.
"He's right, they don't"

All the countries turned their heads to the door where Germany was, with his hands crossed and Goa just right behind him with the rest of the axis powers.