LOVE MEEE!! - (Abandoned)

Time to Get Slutty

I can't believe I actually agreed to this. Oh God/Satan, why is my mommy like this?

Can't believe mom actually let me wear this to school!

People are staring at me, girls told me I looked cute, I just feel like Nagisa..

At least he had his Karma, Ian won't even notice me!

I hope I don't get in trouble.

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Spoiler: I got in trouble.

How come Haruhi hot away with her secret?

"I can't believe you would wear such an insult, my god!" The guidance counsellor was mad.

"It's just a skirt, you're telling me you've never worn one in your life?"

"Of course I have, but you are a boy-."

"Now that's just being sexist of you."

"I will have your parents-."

"Mommy made me wear it, so ha."

"You will be suspended-."

Honestly woman.

"For what? Because my school was being sexist? Or that I just look hotter than you?"

I mean I did look hot.

She was hot too.

A hot mess.

I mean look at what I'm wearing! I'm wearing a crop and a skirt, neither are indecent!

If I was wearing a lingerie, then maybe..

"Wearing makeup and pier-."

"Ahem. If you had eyes, then you'd see that most girls wear makeup and piercings."

She was really red, she can't really do anything. I was doing nothing wrong, I was following the dress code perfectly.

"Are we done here? I have classes to attend." I say standing up and opened the door. It was already noon.

Before I left, I said in a high pitched voice, "Sucks to suck!"

I dust my skirt off as I walk to class. Time to find the prince in my dreams, and hopefully in my pants.

Or skirt I guess.

I walk down the hall and ran my. fingers through my hair. Mommy made me wear lipstick too.

People are giving me weird looks, girls looked like they were trying to say, "Get it, girl!"

And guys were checking me out. Honestly, this was the best decision I made.

Now, will it work on my prince?

Oh! There he is! Talking to some bitch.

"Time to get slutty."

Okay, ass? Check.

Hair? Soft.

Face? Slutty.

Perfect, now time to test my new skill that I learned from Legally Blonde. (Comment if you know what I'm talking about)

"Oops!" I say, as I "accidentally" drop my book on the floor.

Time to bend down, and show him what he's missing.

Bend down, ass raised and perky. Then stand suddenly!

100% guarantee to attract both straight and gay guys.

I look at him expectantly, and how dare he!?

He didn't even look! I glare at him angrily, but he won't even look.

Is he asexual now? I mean, no offence to the aces, we're all fam in the lgbtq+ community.

"Hey, you're the new kid right? Are you free this-." Oh no.. I attracted the bad kind of attention.

He was cute though, he was blond, with ocean eyes, love that song, he had the cutest freckles on his face and the bubbliest smile.

But he looked like a bottom.

Two bottoms don't work, hun.

(Any kind of attention that isn't from Ian is bad.)

"Sorry, I'm not-."

"Umm, before you say no, I was just asking if you wanted to hang out as friends,  plus I already have a boyfriend." Oh.. I feel bad now.

"Really?! Wait, is this a code word for," I look around and whisper, "a threesome?"

He burst out in laughter. And pulled me by the hand.

"Come on, you wanna get Ian's attention, right?"

He started pulling me so I followed him.

"Yea?"

"Then come on! Just listen to Chris!"

"And who's Chris?"

"Me, silly! Christopher van Lewis!"

"Oh.." he was speaking in the third person.

"Come on let's go! I'll teach you how to get your man!"