LOVE MEEE!! - (Abandoned)

Chris and Andy

"Hot damn, this is your man?" I said, totally checking him out.

"Yes, and don't even think about trying to get with him."

"Excuse me, Ms. Secretary, who is this?" I snickered when he called him that.

"This," Chris gestures at me, "is the new student, Misha."

He nods at me, god this guy is cute.  But still not as cute as Ian.

"And this sexy boy, is my boyfriend, Andy! He's also the Student Council Pressy."

He offers his hand to me and I take it gladly.

"Now, Andy, we're gonna play matchmaker today, we need to help him get his man!" Chris said cheerfully.

Andy only laughed softly and pecked his cheek.

"Why not? So who is this you're crushing on?"

"Yessh!" Chris said triumphantly and hugged Andy tightly.

"Umm.. Ian?"

"Clove?"

"Probably.." I say, not really knowing what to say.

"He's straight."

"So were you before we met." Chris said, punching his arm playfully.

They're such a cute couple.

"Right, you were so cute, that I couldn't help myself."

"Come on! You can sit with us in the cafeteria!" Chris said, his eyes sparkling and he ran to the cafeteria.

He left me with Andy.

"He's so cheerful." I say trying to break the ice.

He gave me an answer I didn't expect.

"Believe it or not, he wasn't always like this. A lot of horrible things happened before we started dating, he was depressed, shy, and hurt. The day I asked him out, he told me one thing."

"You're hot?"

"Nope. He said that I had a stick up my ass, and to fuck off. Of course, I didn't stop trying. Then one day he said to me:

"Why do I feel like it's wrong that I fell in love with you?"

"Then he cried in my arms for a whole hour. Then he told me that he wanted to stop being that way, and that he wanted to be more than a pathetic mess. So he swore to me, he said that he was going to be happy, that he was going to be better.

So he changed.. he must've thought that he wasn't worthy of someone loving him. And I remind him everyday that I love him for who he is, not what he does."

"Why would he think that?" I ask out of curiosity.

"That's his story to tell not mine."

"Why are you telling me this?"

"I honestly don't know." Huh.

Why does his feel like it's gonna turn depressing like a slice of life anime?

"Okay.. thank you." I say and ran to Chris.

He was smiling brightly, waving me over to his table.

"So are you ready for our plan?"

"Sure, I guess! I mean, I'll try anything to get my d."

"That's the spirit! Now.. when you're trying to get a man, there's only one way to get him to notice you."

Dress like a bitch?

Wait, I already am dressed like a bitch.

Suck his dick?

Nah, can't get too close.

What is it?

"Make him jealous. Fuck around with guys! It worked with me and Andy, why wouldn't it work for you?"

Make him jell?

"I don't know who I could do it with."

"Oh, sweetie, I'm right here. I'll make sure he notices at you when I'm done with you."

I gulped when he gave me sultry eyes and pulled me in for a kiss.

I push him away suddenly and say, "Two bottoms don't work!"

"I've had my experience, sweetie. Now, just melt into the kiss."