LOVE MEEE!! - (Abandoned)

You take her, and I take him

Misha

"She's his girlfriend, duh." Oh.

"Ohhh."

"Yeah, Claire is Ian's girlfriend."

"Damn it! But just like Sakura, she's just a third wheel." I say confidently and took a bite of my sandwich.

"That's rude y'know."

"Yea, yea. But that hunk of man is mine."

"By the way, have you seen Chris?"

"Nope, he's home sick, on the first day."

"Of course he is."

I took another bit of that delicious sandwich and licked my lips hungrily while staring at Ian talking, god if I were eating him instead, fuck.

"I said stop eye raping him! People are watching."

"I care why? Nothing stops me from getting what I want, you know that." I say, giving her the Attack On Titan salute.

"God you're such a nerd."

"But I'm your nerd." I smiled widely at her.

"Eww, no thank you." I pouted and took the final bite of my delicious sandwich.

I sipped my milk (Starbucks is overrated) quietly as I watched Val eat her gross, oily looking monstrosity. Ew.

I took a deep breath messed up with my hair a bit. There has to be something I can think of to get him to notice me

"You like her, right?"

"Yea? So, what's your point? And could you stop looking at my food like you want to throw up?"

"Right, sorry. But I thought of something brilliant!"

"And? That is?" Stop eating that gross stuff.

"You take her, and I take him. It's the perfect plan!"

She scoffed at me and started laughing, why? Did I say something stupid?

"Their straight, that's never gonna happen."

"I wasn't gay 'til I met Levi. Maybe they just need to see that they are gay."

"You're an idiot."

"Yes I am, and this idiot is gonna come up with a plan!" I said to her.

She'll see, they'll all see!

~~~

"Mommy!! I need some advice!!!" I scream at the top of my lungs the moment I opened our front door.

I heard a loud thud. Someone shuffling out a door, then I saw mommy walking down the stairs looking disheveled and pissed.

"Crap, you're already here."

"I'm guessing you weren't asleep?" I say knowing that they were probably doing some naughty stuff.

"Oh shut up, what do you want?"

"Weeeell, I saw this guy~!"

"Sof! The kid finally got some dick!" Nooo, stupid.

Then mom came storming down the stairs looking furious. Oh no..

"Excuse me, young man? I forbid you from having sex with any sort of delinquent!" There she goes again, all overprotective.

I quickly fish out my phone from my pocket and opened my insta, then searched for Ian.

"I mean, what did we do wrong? For you to like some bastard that probably wouldn't even~ oh. Hot damn, that's some piece of man." I shoved a shirtless photo of Ian into her face and that shut her up.

"Excuse me? But I'm the only "man" you're allowed to call hot!" Mommy smacked her in the head.

"Oh shut up, look, he really is hot."

Mommy was gonna go on a fit of rage until she saw him for herself.

"Okay, fine, I admit, he is kind of cute."

"This is the guy you like?"

"Yes." I say, my cheeks reddening.

"Fine." Mom said.

"What?"

"I said, fine! I approve of this young man." She said sternly.

"Yes-"

"But no sex until you're eighteen."

Damnit! I wanted to make him fuck me the moment I made him mine! Come on...

I pouted.

But they ignored me, damn you bitches!!

"W-What if I already had sex before?"

They burst into laughter.

"You? Anything but a virgin? That's hilarious!!" Mom said between laughs.

"Kid, you're a virgin, why would you even own a dildo?"

"Fuck you both." I say, crossing my arms.

I waited for them to stop laughing at me, sure, laugh at the virgin.

They finally stopped, then mommy asked me, "What did you want again?"

"How do I make him notice me?"

"Easy, get slutty."

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