A/N
Sorry this is pretty late, I got really sick.
This chapter is pretty long...
Misha
"Val, this is Chris. Chris, this slut is Val." I introduce them to one another.
"You're the president's boyfriend, right?"
"Yes I am." Chris is so cheerful.
These two showed up suddenly, announcing that they were inviting me to a party.
How do I tell them? Felix already invited me to a party tonight!
"Anyway, I came here to invite you-."
"Hey! I was gonna invite him to a party first!" Is this was it feels like to be popular?
Now if Val was a guy and if Chris was single, then I'd consider this a harem.
"I'm sorry but, Felix already invited me to his party tonight." I say.
"Well, it's perfect then!" Chris said cheerfully, and Val nodded along.
"How is it perfect?" I'm not sleeping with someone, so how can it be perfect?
"Well, I was gonna invite you to his party."
"Me too."
Oh. That's great then.
"I guess we'll meet each other there tonight! I gotta go to Andy's house, he's useless at picking what to wear."
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna totally do your makeup on Homecoming." He winked at me.
"Okay, see you Chris!" And he left me with Val.
"So, you know what you're gonna wear?"
"Yep! I was gonna wear the sweater you gave me for Christmas last year."
"The purple one? Didn't you say it was too big for you?"
"Nothing is too big for me." Too big? Ha! What am I, a virgin girl who hasn't seen a dick before.
"Okay, okay. But this time, make sure you're wearing underwear."
"Hey! That was one time! Plus, guys were staring at me all night, and girls said I had a cute butt!"
"Yeah, yeah. You and your ass." Just because she's jealous of my ass, doesn't mean she has the right to diss it!
"Bye, Val. See you at the party!" I waved here bye-bye.
Time to get ready! It's time for my first party in my new school!
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"Mom!!! You are not putting that thing on my hair!" I mean, I just can't pull it off like Haruhi can.
Speaking of Haruhi, doesn't make Tamaki and the others kinda bisexual?
I mean the twins are gay and all, but what about Kyoya, oh sexy sexy, son of a-
"Come on, Misha, it's just a ribbon!"
"Exactly! I'm gay, but I'm not trying to turn into a girl!"
"Yeah, and the dress was so manly." Mother! How dare you mock my fashion sense!
There are a lot of guys who wear dresses! Nagisa from Assassination Classroom, Ruka from Steins;Gate, Felix from Re:Zero, Haku from Naruto, Totsuka from SNAFU, Hideoyoshi from Baka and Test, I mean the list goes on.
(But between you and me, I don't think Hideyoshi's a guy)
"Fine! I'll wear it!" I let mom tie the ribbon on my hair. Is this my fault because I have pretty long hair for a guy? I hate cutting it.
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